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Dairy Queen Launches Filibuster Parfait in Senate Food Court

Meal deal includes choice of burger, unlimited soft-serv ice cream served in a horse trough, medium fries

by Phil Arbuster
Philadelphia Newsbuster

(Press Release - for immediate distribution)

Dairy Queen Stores USA is proud to announce the latest innovation in Congressional inter-vote snacking.

Dairy Queen has been a proud provider for the House Food Vending Service, dubbed 'The Nation's Food Court' since its inception in 2009. "We are proud to once again regain our leadership position with the nationwide introduction, right here in Washington, D.C., of the Dairy Queen Filibuster Parfait."

The Filibuster Parfait is the perfect snacking option for lawmakers who can't leave the senate floor during those long speeches known as filibusters.

In 2013 we plan to roll 'The Buster' out to stores in politically savvy markets across America, where we hope people will gather en masse to engage in 2 of America's proudest traditions: gorging on junk food and witnessing political gridlock.

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Turn em all on

to a Mr. misty all of congress with a brain freeze

respite for at least 30 min.

My brain hurts!


http://youtu.be/MrCPIrs90eg

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg

Obamacare special today only...

Get a free 'Little Engine That Could' or 'WWE Wrestler' toy w/ meal purchase...

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg

Dairy Queen announces they've sold 1000 so far

...After 8 hours of filibustering by firebrand Senator Rand Paul, Dairy Queen announced that they had sold over 1000 Filibuster Parfait value meals.

A new sandwich is now in the works to honor the Senator for his contribution to Dairy Queen's profits, tentatively called the 'Rand Paulbuster'...

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg

Would somebody please buy Rand a parfait?

...He needs it!!!

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg

Too bad they serve

Too bad they serve artificial, cancer laden fake ice cream these days. They were one of my favorites when i was a kid.

There is no Left or Right -- there is only freedom or tyranny. Everything else is an illusion, an obfuscation to keep you confused and silent as the world burns around you." - Philip Brennan

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I LOVED Dairy Queen as a young kid and their stores

are closing left and right.

Maybe they'll close & a Filibuster Parfait will be worth more...

than a Twinkie...

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg