Dairy Queen Launches Filibuster Parfait in Senate Food CourtSubmitted by Anti-Panda Prop... on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 23:55
Meal deal includes choice of burger, unlimited soft-serv ice cream served in a horse trough, medium fries
by Phil Arbuster
(Press Release - for immediate distribution)
Dairy Queen Stores USA is proud to announce the latest innovation in Congressional inter-vote snacking.
Dairy Queen has been a proud provider for the House Food Vending Service, dubbed 'The Nation's Food Court' since its inception in 2009. "We are proud to once again regain our leadership position with the nationwide introduction, right here in Washington, D.C., of the Dairy Queen Filibuster Parfait."
The Filibuster Parfait is the perfect snacking option for lawmakers who can't leave the senate floor during those long speeches known as filibusters.
In 2013 we plan to roll 'The Buster' out to stores in politically savvy markets across America, where we hope people will gather en masse to engage in 2 of America's proudest traditions: gorging on junk food and witnessing political gridlock.