Help Wanted, No Experience Necessary
Submitted by Bob-45 on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 22:55Help Wanted: Professional Fart-Smeller
by Marc Lallanilla
Date: 07 December 2012 Time: 02:31 PM ET
There are a lot of bad jobs out there, and maybe you're convinced that yours is one of them. But here's a job description that virtually nobody would likely be jealous of: professional fart-smeller.
Some Chinese who practice alternative medicine apparently believe that each person's flatulence has particular nuances — bitter, savory, sweet, fishy — and these undertones can be used to detect diseases by a trained expert with a sharp sense of smell, according to Rocket News 24. An unusually meaty smell, for example, might be interpreted as an indication of intestinal bleeding or tumors.
Oddly enough, some scientific research suggests that using farts as a diagnostic tool isn't as far-fetched as it might sound. Dogs, for example, have been trained to detect the presence of prostate cancer from smelling patients' urine samples. In another study, dogs were able to identify the stool samples of colorectal cancer patients with 97 percent accuracy.
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The British Royalty used to have and "Earl of the Stool"
Some say they still do but they keep it quiet.
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LMAO !
LMAO !
My name's pronounced like "see real". Its root is "Lord".
"The demand of a great people is always at the scale of its most serious misfortunes." --De Gaulle
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actually I guess I got it wrong
It is the groom of the stool... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool
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Thanks for correcting.
Thanks for correcting.
But, er... you think that's "less worse" ? ;)
My name's pronounced like "see real". Its root is "Lord".
"The demand of a great people is always at the scale of its most serious misfortunes." --De Gaulle
http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty
oh bob!!...can i call you bob?
you are a very smart feller :)
would it be far fetched to say i don't give shite??
heh heh heh
just kidding man,but it is a funny article
thank you
deacon
IS AN A-NARCHIST ONE WHO PRACTICES THE ART OF SQUEALING?
Thanks, Deacon. Most around here would probably say...
I have a pretty nasty sense of humor; that is, if I had a sense of humor at all. This is actually the first article or, even, cartoon I have seen in a long time that made me laugh out loud; so, I actually felt an obligation to share it in hopes others would feel the same.
bob-45
i have read most of what you put forth, bet there's a
reason for that :)
who's to say i hear everything by elimination of anything?
all work and no play.... heh heh heh
deacon
IS AN A-NARCHIST ONE WHO PRACTICES THE ART OF SQUEALING?
Sounds like my wife
is overqualified.
LOL
LOL.
"No comment."
My name's pronounced like "see real". Its root is "Lord".
"The demand of a great people is always at the scale of its most serious misfortunes." --De Gaulle
http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty
Oh my. The markets always prevail.
Oh my.
The markets always prevail.
EVIDENCE.
"LMAO"
My name's pronounced like "see real". Its root is "Lord".
"The demand of a great people is always at the scale of its most serious misfortunes." --De Gaulle
http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty