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Christmas Carols For the Psychiatrically Challenged

Christmas Carols For the Psychiatrically Challenged

Dementia:
I think I'll be home for Christmas
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Borderline Personality Disorder:
Thoughts of roasting on an open fire
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Personality disorder:
You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout,
Maybe I'll tell you why
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Multiple Personality Disorder:
We three kings disoriented are
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Manic:
Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and
streets and stores and office and town and cars
and busses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants
and ...
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Obsessive Compulsive Disorder:
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle
bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells ...
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Narcissistic:
Hark and herald angles sing about me
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Paranoid:
Santa Clause is coming to get me
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Schizophrenia:
Do you hear what I hear?