0 votes

POLL: If you had to choose, who would you vote for in 2016 in a race between Republican Rand Paul and Democrat Satan?


Let's see if we can get Rand above 50% in this poll!

Trending on the Web

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.

Satan has one vote...

Who would vote for him?! O.o

“It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till." -J.R.R. Tolkien

Nice. You did it. I think I'd

Nice. You did it.
I think I'd probably vote 3rd party.
Actually, I don't want Satan in office.
I'd vote Rand as the anti-Satan vote.

Get over Rand

Honestly tho, instead of comparing everyone to Rand Paul, why not do a poll with ALL of the potential candidates, and have people rate them in order of what they prefer.

you can even include Satan in the mix if you feel it would help you get rand up a notch or two.

But honestly, who cares at this point. Ask the question in 2 years when it becomes relevant again. Until then, go educate people about freedom, liberty and sound economics.

A non-starter even more than

A non-starter even more than Ron was. The warmongers who control the GOP are never going to allow Rand, despite his willing to "compromise" with them, to get close to the nomination. Rand's also is hurt by the lack of potential base base among socially liberal/fiscally conservative Republicans and cross-over leftist Democrats.

I bet everyone didn't know

I bet everyone didn't know that Satan is a Democrat. :)