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The Onion: Ho, Ho, Ho! 9/11 Was An Inside Job! By Santa Claus

Submitted by Neotheone on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 19:51
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Seasons greeting from your old friend Santa! My, my, Christmas is just two short weeks away, and everyone here at the North Pole can't wait to deliver presents to all you nice boys and girls this year. Yes, Jolly ol' St. Nicholas hopes you're all being as good as can be!

But today, Santa would like to tell you all about something very naughty, something very, very naughty indeed. Dear children, have you not heard? Why, 9/11 was an inside job! Oh, ho, ho, my, yes it was!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ho-ho-ho-911-was-an-inside-...


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Glitch in the matrix

Submitted by troy on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 00:47.

News actually reporting truth.

Ho-Ho-Holy Sh-t!

Submitted by kevink on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 23:02.

Am I looking too deeply into this or were they making a statement? I think the latter. That's brilliant on their part by the way. They can't be called "nutjobs" because they can just say they were making a joke. Meanwhile they're listing a bunch of evidence plus websites for people to read.

I wish they did a little more about WTC 7 but still that was heroic. I'm pretty sure The Onion has HUGE readership.

9/11 was an inside job? Oh, really??

Submitted by LibXist on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 21:24.

Nobody cares any more.

That's the problem

Submitted by mbennett on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 21:44.

That's the problem, nobody cares anymore. They are too busy watching sports on TV.

No. People know but keep it inside until someone

Submitted by Sue4theBillofrights on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 23:54.

acts, then it unravels fast. No one would have predicted Tahrir Sq. a week before the Egyptian Revolution exploded. When it happens it happens fast. Suddenly people have taken all they are going to take. In the meantime the football game is fine.

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Release the Sandy Hook video.

That's not the problem

Submitted by kevink on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 23:10.

The problem is not that people "don't care anymore". It's that people never believed in this theory in the first place. If they really were suspicious, it's hard to imagine how different this country would be in SOOOO many ways.

"V" for Vendetta

Submitted by fishyculture on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 20:11.

There was some line about how only the artists would be able to speak the truth, acting as if it were fiction.

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Ron Paul supports a new 9-11 investigation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH9nOWnp5G0

Oh dang! That is awesome. All

Submitted by Ulfilas on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 16:59.

Oh dang! That is awesome. All it is missing is that Bin Laden died in 2001.

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Southern Agrarian

And Israel.

Submitted by Forever Liberty on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 23:29.

And Israel.

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Why does Alex Jones insert a "submit to fear" subliminal message in his movies?

Exactly...

Submitted by Neotheone on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 17:23.

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Wow

Submitted by Aphrodite13 on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 16:49.

The Onion speaks truth.

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Colchester, New London County, Connecticut

They do that quite a lot...

Submitted by Neotheone on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 18:24.

...actually.

Maybe sometimes..

Submitted by mbennett on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 21:46.

Maybe sometimes but not in this instance for OBL denied any involvement in the 911 attacks shortly before he died in 2001.

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Are people ready for the truth?

Submitted by ConstitutionHugger on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 16:42.

We need more articles saying the truth.