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The Onion: Ho, Ho, Ho! 9/11 Was An Inside Job! By Santa Claus

Seasons greeting from your old friend Santa! My, my, Christmas is just two short weeks away, and everyone here at the North Pole can't wait to deliver presents to all you nice boys and girls this year. Yes, Jolly ol' St. Nicholas hopes you're all being as good as can be!

But today, Santa would like to tell you all about something very naughty, something very, very naughty indeed. Dear children, have you not heard? Why, 9/11 was an inside job! Oh, ho, ho, my, yes it was!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ho-ho-ho-911-was-an-inside-...

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Brilliant

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Thanks for repost

Thanks for repost

Southern Agrarian

Glitch in the matrix

News actually reporting truth.

there is truth in

there is truth in comedy.......think i heard that once

Ho-Ho-Holy Sh-t!

Am I looking too deeply into this or were they making a statement? I think the latter. That's brilliant on their part by the way. They can't be called "nutjobs" because they can just say they were making a joke. Meanwhile they're listing a bunch of evidence plus websites for people to read.

I wish they did a little more about WTC 7 but still that was heroic. I'm pretty sure The Onion has HUGE readership.

America's Finest News Source.

Not watching is an act of defiance.

9-11 was a panda job.

9/11 was an inside job? Oh, really??

Nobody cares any more.

That's the problem

That's the problem, nobody cares anymore. They are too busy watching sports on TV.

No. People know but keep it inside until someone

acts, then it unravels fast. No one would have predicted Tahrir Sq. a week before the Egyptian Revolution exploded. When it happens it happens fast. Suddenly people have taken all they are going to take. In the meantime the football game is fine.

Release the Sandy Hook video.

That's not the problem

The problem is not that people "don't care anymore". It's that people never believed in this theory in the first place. If they really were suspicious, it's hard to imagine how different this country would be in SOOOO many ways.

"V" for Vendetta

There was some line about how only the artists would be able to speak the truth, acting as if it were fiction.

Love or fear? Chose again with every breath.

"My father was a writer. You

"My father was a writer. You would've liked him. He used to say that artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up."

Simple Facts and Plain Arguments
A common sense take on politics and current events.

www.simplefactsplainarguments.com

Oh dang! That is awesome. All

Oh dang! That is awesome. All it is missing is that Bin Laden died in 2001.

Southern Agrarian

And Israel.

And Israel.

Exactly...

...

Wow

The Onion speaks truth.

Colchester, New London County, Connecticut

They do that quite a lot...

...actually.

Maybe sometimes..

Maybe sometimes but not in this instance for OBL denied any involvement in the 911 attacks shortly before he died in 2001.

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Are people ready for the truth?

We need more articles saying the truth.