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Rule #9 of the Satanic Rules of Earth - 'Do not harm little children'

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth, as reported by Wikipedia. Of special note, Rule #9.

I don't know what this means, but in light of what happened yesterday, it seems relevant.

  1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
  2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
  3. When in another's lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
  4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
  5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
  6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
  7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
  8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
  9. Do not harm little children.
  10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
  11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.

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Obama violates the rule as well

Orders children murdered:

http://www.dailypaul.com/266974/obama-orders-children-murdered

allegory - ˈalɪg(ə)ri/ - noun - 1. a story, poem, or picture which can be interpreted to reveal a hidden meaning, typically a moral or political one.

deacon's picture

how credible is this?

seeing satan is supposed to be the great deceiver?
and the father of lies,can this be at all factual or truthful
at face value?
my better judgement says otherwise
deacon

If we deny truth before your very eyes,then the rest of what we have to say,is of little consequence

Cyril's picture

Well here is a well-known facet of the Great Deceiver (debunked)

Well, here is a well-known facet of "the Great Deceiver" (debunked) :

http://www.dailypaul.com/266202/why-socialism-failed

And here's a glimpse of his beautiful performances :

http://www.dailypaul.com/253314/democide-death-by-government

Very much uncontroversial, IMO.

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Cyril's picture

Thanks for sharing. Great laugh I had. :)

Thanks for sharing. Didn't know about that "church".

Great laugh I had. :)

Check out item #2 in their list of sins :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Satan#The_Nine_Satani...

Seriously ?

LMAO ! :))

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

By what authority

are these the rules of Satan?

Satan's

Who the fuck do you think?

allegory - ˈalɪg(ə)ri/ - noun - 1. a story, poem, or picture which can be interpreted to reveal a hidden meaning, typically a moral or political one.

I think it was just one guy

I think it was just one guy who came up with that list, the guy that started the Church of Satan a while back, now defunct. Just in case anyone is jumping to the conclusion that this is some kind of important list that the global elite "Satanists" follow.

Using my last quarter

on this self bump.

None of the rules sound outrageous, considering what they are supposedly in support of... In fact, they sound quite reasonable.

I like #8 especially.

The liberty movement would do well to follow the rules set out here.

I also like #11.

Number 9 goes without saying. What does it mean when we live in a time when even the rules of Satan are violated?

allegory - ˈalɪg(ə)ri/ - noun - 1. a story, poem, or picture which can be interpreted to reveal a hidden meaning, typically a moral or political one.

so lets all be satanists...

so lets all be satanists... that is what you are saying? Go read the 10 commandments. they are much better.

Should be "The Two Commandments"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-RGN21TSGk

Thou shalt be true and faithful.
Thou shalt not initiate force.

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#8

is also my favorite. What does it mean when we live in a time when even the rules of Satan are violated? I am not sure, but as much as I do not believe in the 12-21-12 crap.... maybe.... just maybe that's what it means.

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
― Dr. Seuss