Hoax Blamed For Recent Hoax Exposed As HoaxSubmitted by Homeland Security on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 16:34
A detailed, unsourced expose of the recent reporting of a major hoax which was later itself found to be a hoax has been found to be just a hoax.
"Why people choose to believe these unsourced reports then rereport them with their own real identities attached for future discrediting of their judgment and mental stability is beyond me." said an unnamed source.
Morgan Freeman, who was unavailable for comment, added "I agree with this statement like my tummy agrees with candy. I rely on this little rhyme:
'To endorse my discourse my recourse is a source.'"
Psychiatrists from the Federal Agency advise people to be particularly wary of news reports that seem to come from someone who knows what the hell they are talking about. "In fact, it would be wise for Americans to simply believe the exact opposite of whatever they hear, see or read, especially if it comes from a high-level official such as myself."