Petition for Obama to like totally stop the end of the world.Submitted by Smudge Pot on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 15:25
Why is nobody talking about this? In my opinion Obama should like totally stop the end of the world because that would not be good for single mothers and poor people. Rich people have submarines and they can hide under the oceans until the world has stopped ending and then come back out and have fun on the beach but poor people will be all like bumming out. And it's like we're the ones that voted for Obama and believed he would look out for stuff like this and if you think about it, it's like if he can't do this one thing, like just stop the world from ending then what can he really do?
So I left this petition taped to the door of my bedroom. Just sign it and don't bother me. I'm playing Call Of Duty.