Daily P.Au.L: Top Ten Reasons the End of the World Might be a Good Thing.Submitted by bigmikedude on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 18:05
10. The Rolling Stones might be forced to finally give up still trying to tour.
9. Conspiracy theorists wouldn't be able to yell "The apocalypse was an inside job."
8. You would never be Rick Rolled again.
7. It would finally be Bill O'Reilly's turn to "Shut Up."
6. That neighbor's dog would finally quit barking.
5. Grizzly Bears would quit doing weird stuff like this to people.
4. You will all stop saying "Dammit bigmikedude, I hate that!"
3. Cable movie channels would stop showing re-runs.
2. Congress might actually, really, finally, quit spending money.
Anyone want to try for number 1?