H... Birthday Fed Reserve Merry Redacted!Submitted by Mark Twain on Mon, 12/24/2012 - 19:46
Happy Birthday Fed Reserve! A Merry Christmas!
We gather here today... I come not to to praise the Federal Reserve, but to... Lead us not unto temptation, but deliver us from... Like a bridge over troubled waters...
Whether the Federal Reserve bringeth coal - or - "legal tender"...
Printer-That-Be: I am above your law. Your line-of-credit is waiting. Rosie Rios, your Treasury agent must sign. She is giving away paper-money faster than she taxes.. She is giving away cash prizes! She must honor your commitment to pay the tab she runs for you to pay. Mrs Rios has run it over over $16 trillion. I don't care what you make your limit. Give yourself plenty of running room. $20 trillion? $30 trillion? I is up to you.
Won't you join our US Treasury for this historic occasion? We wish the Fed Reserve a Merry
Christmas holiday. And to finance your 'Happy New Year' please have Rosie Rios, US Treasurer sign up for the Fed's most gracious offer, an extension to our 100 year line-of-credit. Rosie Rios is your $16 trillion woman! Her signature signs your wealth away! She is a date that will live in infamy.
Now let us pray...
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