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"Al Qaeda" AKA Cia Love Child disbans

Did we miss this little gem? lol

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The international terror group known as Al Qaeda announced its dissolution today, saying that “our mission of destroying the American economy is now in the capable hands of the U.S. Congress.”

In an official statement published on the group’s website, the current leader of Al Qaeda said that Congress’s conduct during the so-called “fiscal-cliff” showdown convinced the terrorists that they had been outdone.

“We’ve been working overtime trying to come up with ways to terrorize the American people and wreck their economy,” said the statement from Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri. “But even we couldn’t come up with something like this.”

Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/12...

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Oh my... L M A O ! ! ! :)_)

Oh my... L M A O ! ! ! :)_)

Wait.

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Should I LMAO or ... cry, actually ?!

Ah well. Still funny wit. Thanks for sharing.

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I know, right?

I laughed my ass off when I found it. I bet we won't see that on MSM tv news anytime soon. :)

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Normally, I would think this is satire,

but our government has done such an excellent job of wrecking the economy and keeping Americans in constant fear of the fiscal cliff that any terrorist group should be envious.