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You may be a Terrorist if....

I put this in weird stuff because there's no "humor" section. *hint hint :)

I read this link awhile ago and couldn't help myself so.. :)

http://www.dailypaul.com/264123/a-good-laugh-and-or-somethin...

You might be a Terrorist if:

You love your country more than it deserves.



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You might be a Terrorist if:

You were ignored at the RNC.

You Remember, Remember, the 5th of November.

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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution, inevitable.

I know, right! All of the

I know, right! All of the wars, all of the stupidity, all of the old media deception, all of the old bought and paid for bad politics....but I still love America and always will.

They want us to hate our own country...so they can take it over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGSbadw0sD8

It's no secret at all.

Never be afraid to ask simple questions.

"but I still love America and always will. "

True dat! She's a fickle bitch at times but the love is deep.

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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution, inevitable.

You question

whether fluoride is beneficial.

You have

a gun, a backup food supply, pocket constitution, iq above your age, and/or believe the government can't help you.

You think the federal reserve spending 85 billion a month

indefinitely is strange...

Using the word "drones"

is not taboo.

You might be a Terrorist if:

You gave your kid a 22lr for Christmas.

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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution, inevitable.

You might be a terrorist if...

You might be terrorist if you support the constitution and insist that the government follow suit.

RickStone

If you watch videos of Russians

with sub-machine guns, shooting low water capacity toilets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAJN_8c_RKs

LOL That guy has great videos

I love the incendiary shotgun someone posted on DP a while back..

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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution, inevitable.

You might be a Terrorist if:

If you voted or donated money to Ron Paul.

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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution, inevitable.

You might be a Terrorist if:

If you find yourself frustrated while trying to talk to people about the Constitution.

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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution, inevitable.

If BIGMIKEDUDE were to read

this, or maybe Jon, or even MICHAEL NYSTROM himself, I wonder if they might get the HINT for making a humor category.

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"- Homer Simpson

It would be cool I think.. It's good to be able to laugh

especially in times like this.

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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution, inevitable.

You may be a Terrorist if

you "home-indoctrinate" rather than "public-indoctrinate" your children.

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"- Homer Simpson

LOL

Yep!

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