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Good medical advice from the Jewish sages of old...

Submitted by emalvini on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 23:34
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Good medical advice from the Jewish sages of old...

1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After F***ing, don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try f***ing in bed 'cause it can save you valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels.

SO, REMEMBER ......
Fasting is good for your health,
and may God cleanse your dirty mind......


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Sigh. You got me. Was this a lecher test?

Submitted by Paul_S. on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 00:30.

LOL

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That is kinda teen humor

Submitted by Liberty_First on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 00:28.

But I have heard one Urologist cracking half a joke - "masturbation a day keeps prostate cancer at bay."

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Lol....

Submitted by emalvini on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 00:44.

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha...