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You will not read anything better today...

You will not read anything better today than the first Amazon reviews on this toy US military drone: http://www.amazon.com/Maisto-Fresh-Metal-Tailwinds-Endurance...

First of many, but go to the page for more..."My son is very interested in joining the Imperial forces when he grows up. He says he's not sure if he wants to help police the homeland or if he wants to invade foreign countries. So I thought a new Predator drone toy would be a nice gift for him. These drones are used both domestically and internationally, to spy on people and assassinate them at the Emperor's discretion. He just loves flying his drone around our house, dropping Hellfire missiles on Scruffy, our dog. He kept saying that Scruffy was a terror suspect and needed to be taken out. I asked him if Scruffy should get a trial first, and he quoted Lindsay Graham, Imperial Senator: "Shut up Scruffy, you don't get a trial!" I was so proud. I think I'll buy him some video games that promote martial law for Christmas. "



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"Its easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled."
Mark Twain

America has too many loyal to

America has too many loyal to the government and not enough loyal to our country. like with our founders during the Revolutionary war, there were loyalist and patriots. Is it because of ignorance or because 51% are receiving some type of governmental assistance from the 80+ entitlement programs.

Bob Marshall

What Do You Wanna Bet?

There will be move to ban the toy, but not the real thing?

What do you think? http://consequeries.com/

the stranger's picture

Gov Control

remember, drones don't kill people, governments kill people (ban governments)

I lol'ed so hard @ this I just snorted juice through my nose

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docrife's picture

There's Better Teaching Tools

As a homeschooling parent I just wanted to say that there are better ways of teaching your children that murdering innocent people around the globe is Christian. You can start by watching FOX News or CNN at least once a day. You can follow that up with going to your average patriotic, tax free, self-proclaimed church and listen to the self-called pastor praise the governments drone strikes in the name of freedom while never even looking at the example Jesus Christ left us to follow. If you don't have the time to do it yourself just drop them off in the federal governments indoctrination schools and they will get it done for you.

Wow, they are actually selling these.

I was so taken aback at the fact that they are selling this garbage to kids that I decided to pen my own little review, though I tried to put a slightly different spin on it as the other fellow patriots managed to get most of the good jokes in already. These reviews are almost funny enough to cancel out the nauseating fact that this miniature-sized death machine is actually being marketed.

“My attitude toward progress has passed from antagonism to boredom. I have long ceased to argue with people who prefer Thursday to Wednesday because it is Thursday.” - G.K. Chesterton

LOLOL!

LOLOL!

It's at moments like this

that one can't help but love fellow Patriots. lol

"My son is very interested in joining the Imperial forces when he grows up. He says he's not sure if he wants to help police the homeland or if he wants to invade foreign countries. So I thought a new Predator drone toy would be a nice gift for him. These drones are used both domestically and internationally, to spy on people and assassinate them at the Emperor's discretion. He just loves flying his drone around our house, dropping Hellfire missiles on Scruffy, our dog. He kept saying that Scruffy was a terror suspect and needed to be taken out. I asked him if Scruffy should get a trial first, and he quoted Lindsay Graham, Imperial Senator: "Shut up Scruffy, you don't get a trial!" I was so proud. I think I'll buy him some video games that promote martial law for Christmas."

People are a real trip sometimes.

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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution, inevitable.

Money for the DP

I'm glad to see some good come from this--looks like the DP will get some proceeds if we use the link to buy...

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"Terror Suspects" Not "Terrier Suspects"

Small vowels make a difference...

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Terrier suspects sounds like

what a child would say and is lots funnier.

These are over the top

"I bought this hoping to kill my neighbors dog. Not only does it NOT drop bombs, it doesn't even FLY! Stay away!"

"Its easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled."
Mark Twain

This might top them all

The coolest detail about this toy are the small body fragments you can litter around your target area following a drone missile strike on a wedding party. THEN (this is where the real fun begins) you circle back in an hour and fire MORE missiles at the people rescuing survivors and mourning the dead! Sure if another country did such a thing we'd decry it as heinous terrorism, but when good Ol' Uncle Sam's finger is on the joystick, you can bet that we call what we hit our target, no matter what.

Seriously? This toy is inappropriate and ought to be removed from Amazon as soon as possible. If it hasn't occurred to you, "drone" murder is still murder. As in "war crime". As in "international tribunal".

ORDER NOW and get FREE packs of Cluster Bombs (banned by all countries except the US and Israel) as well as the latest 2013 assortment of Land Mines (also banned by international treaty except for the US and Israel).

THIS IS AN EDUCATIONAL TOY AND I HOPE TO GOD THAT MY FELLOW MURCUN SHEEPLE LEARN SOMETHING FROM IT.

"Its easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled."
Mark Twain

"You will not read anything better today..."

Correct!

+1 I needed that.

"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience; we are spiritual beings having a human experience"—Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

lmfao.

this reminded of the Amazon reviews of Bill Orielly's Licoln book. thousands of negative reviews, bwhahahahaha.

And this from Playmobil--TSA playset- also with good reviews :)

http://www.dailypaul.com/266779/tsa-toy-figures-a-prank-gag-...

With all due respect, I will no longer be a voting prostitute for Constitution rejecting harlots.

Somebody with alittle time could probably collect together

a comprehensive catalog of Police State training toys and games. I noticed further down on this thread there is a Law enforcement Monopoly game, others?

With all due respect, I will no longer be a voting prostitute for Constitution rejecting harlots.

Are You Sure This Isn't one Person Posting These?

The reviews all sound alike to me. Hope they are for real but just not sure.

skippy

Party pooper

Really?

Not likely, look how fast it's spreading around the DP. Give us a li'l credit, huh?

I Guess Time Has Taught Me

To question everything these days. I sincerely hope those reviews are from different people because that would mean more folks are waking up but they sound alike to me. Sorry.

skippy

Someone took a lot of time to be all those people,

but it is possible, because they keep referring to the "brown" people, or interjecting "imperial", similar language...

but wow, are they fantastic!

I can't even BELIEVE there's a toy like that being sold! SHAME on America. Does anyone see the hypocrisy of selling a toy like that and Senator Dianne Feinstein's gun grab bill to take away our legitimate means to defend ourselves?

http://chuckbaldwinlive.com/home/archives/5345

I don't really care if it is

I don't really care if it is one person--still gets the point across.

Christians should not be warmongers! http://www.lewrockwell.com/vance/vance87.html

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Reminds

me of the "TSA Checkpoint Playmobil" set that came out a while back. There were some pretty funny reviews on that one as well.
(example)
My family was planning a vacation to Europe, so I purchased this item to teach my twins about what to expect at the airport and hopefully, alleviate some of their anxiety. We also downloaded the actual TSA security checklist from the American Airlines website and then proceeded with our demonstration. Well, first we had to round up a Barbie and a few Bratz dolls to play the other family members, so that cost us a few extra bucks at the Dollar General and it is aggravating that the manufacturer did not make this product "family-friendly." Of course, since the playmobil Dad could not remove his shoes or other clothing items, unlike the Barbie, the playmobil security agent became suspicious and after waving her wand wildy a few dozen times, called her supervisor to wisk the Dad into a special body-cavity search room, (which incidentally led to quite an embarasing and interesting discussion with my twin daughters about personal hygiene and a slight adjustment to the rules we had them memorize about touching by strangers). But worst of all, since the suitcase did not actually open, the baggage inspector made a call to the FBI and ATF bomb squads which then segregated the family's suitcase (which btw was the only suitcase they provided for our educational family experience) and according to the advanced TSA regulations, had to blow it up, (since they could not otherwise mutilate the luggage, break off the locks and put one of those nice little advisory stickers on it), which we had to simulate out in the backyard with a few M-80s and other fireworks. The girls started crying. They became so hysterical by the whole experience that we could not even get them in the car when the time came to actually take our trip, and so we had to cancel the whole thing at the last minute, losing over $7,000 in airfare and hotel charges that we could not recoup do to the last minute cancellations. We've now spent an additional $3,000 to pay for the girls therapy and medication over the past year since this incident occurred, and the psychologists have told us that this will affect them for life, so much for their college fund and our retirement. Then, to top it all off, when we tried to use to playmobil phone to call the company to ask for reimbursement, as you might expect, of course the damn thing didn't even work; neither did our efforts to e-mail them using the computer screen on the baggage checkpoint; and our real-life efforts to contact them to obtain re-imbursement have also likewise been ignored. Worse yet, we had the product tested and found out that it was positive for both lead paint and toxic chemicals, having been manufactured in China by workers holding formerly American jobs, so now we all have cancer and have been given only another year or so to live. My advice - educating your kids about airport security with this toy may actually be more harmful to them than just packing them in the damn luggage with some bottled water & hoping they survive. :)
http://www.amazon.com/PLAYMOBIL%C2%AE-36138-Playmobil-Securi...

LMFAO

good job.

Great post!

Thanks.

If men are good, you don't need government; if men are evil or ambivalent, you don't dare have one.

You got that right joe...the comments are a hoot!

"Teaching the moral superiority and callous disregard for other people and nations has never been easier."

I'd be shocked if the comments section are not wiped and locked down pretty soon. But its nice to see that a lot of people are finally seeing right through all the BS. Humor is one of the best ways to deal with the situation our country is in. More people are waking up each day and posts like this give me another angle to use when trying to break though the walls of illusion so many people have built around their lives.

Damn, I feel excellent today and I'm broke and my wife is in the hospital. I wish I could figure out why I feel so good right now so I could reproduce it at will, but I've done nothing out of the ordinary today. I even have to work both tomorrow and Sunday. Oh well, why ask why? Cheers!

Best of luck

to you and warm wishes for you both! Glad you're having a good day!

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
-Thomas Paine

pure

awesome.

'Peace is a powerful message.' Ron Paul

LOL

oh that was good, thanks for posting