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You will not read anything better today...

You will not read anything better today than the first Amazon reviews on this toy US military drone: http://www.amazon.com/Maisto-Fresh-Metal-Tailwinds-Endurance...

First of many, but go to the page for more..."My son is very interested in joining the Imperial forces when he grows up. He says he's not sure if he wants to help police the homeland or if he wants to invade foreign countries. So I thought a new Predator drone toy would be a nice gift for him. These drones are used both domestically and internationally, to spy on people and assassinate them at the Emperor's discretion. He just loves flying his drone around our house, dropping Hellfire missiles on Scruffy, our dog. He kept saying that Scruffy was a terror suspect and needed to be taken out. I asked him if Scruffy should get a trial first, and he quoted Lindsay Graham, Imperial Senator: "Shut up Scruffy, you don't get a trial!" I was so proud. I think I'll buy him some video games that promote martial law for Christmas. "

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Whether your violating constitutional rights at home, or bombing children abroad, this toy's perfect for all clandestine missions! Double tap strike to triple your pleasure and casualties!

Totally restored my faith in humanity...TOTALLY!

(BTW...for 3 and up!)

The law cannot make a wicked person virtuous…God’s grace alone can accomplish such a thing.
Ron Paul - The Revolution

Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms. Ron Paul

What's Next?

The homeland security TSA action figure with the kung fu grip! Comes complete with an "Assault me Barbie", other TSA X-ray accessories sold separately!


someone posted a thread about that very toy a few weeks ago!

I hope to see more of these toys, they seem to "awaken" people who normally couldn't be persuaded through debate and/or don't normally care about politics, if the reviews and some offline conversations are anything to go by.

Sometimes, I forget that many non-political junkies are on the side of liberty. Seeing stuff like this helps remind me of that. Too bad the so-called silent majority couldn't speak up a bit more often, though...but it's not for everyone I suppose.

A signature used to be here!

Here it is:

TSA playset

With all due respect, I will no longer be a voting prostitute for Constitution rejecting harlots.

What's next? John Connor

What's next? John Connor buying his kids a toy Terminator?

“Let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it’s realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeopardy.”
― Ron Paul

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Great Post!

LOL! You are correct, I have not read anything better today and probably will not.

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
― Dr. Seuss

Proving that America still has SOME moral compass

and a sense of humor. We may just make it through this after all...

Love or fear? Choose again with every breath.

Rambone's other products

Go look at other products Rambone reviewed on. He's trolling the "Imperial" products, but I laughed at every one.

In all seriousness: fu** Ben Bernanke.

Lima-1, out.

If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

Good tip!

Tears in my eyes from laughing at his review of Monopoly: Law Enforcement Edition.


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I don't know whether to laugh or cry -- so glad that the

"reviewers" get it! Thanks for posting!

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know Peace." - Jimi Hendrix

Laugh or cry. You said it, JO!

Laugh or cry. You said it, JO!

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the Universe.
~ John Muir

thankyou for making me laugh heartily.

i'll share with my family

Christians should not be warmongers! http://www.lewrockwell.com/vance/vance87.html


All the comments !!

I just picked this little guy up locally as a stocking stuffer for my kids...I can't wait to see their eyes light up on Christmas morning when they find them. I'm sure they'll have endless hours of fun pretending to drop Hellfire missiles on other little 6 year olds across the globe or snooping on the wacky Constitution lovin'/homeschooling/food stockpiling/gun toting neighbors down the road. Toys like this make teaching the kids about modern US/world government so much easier. Thank you Maisto...thank you!!!!

"Its easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled."
Mark Twain

Simply stunning

and so revealing, had to screenshot it.

If every great fortune has a great crime behind it, then the greatest fortunes have the greatest criminals behind them. End the fed!