My WishSubmitted by Mr. Kotter on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 17:52
I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
"You crafty little bastard you…," said the fairy