Alex Jones Makes Bully Piers Morgan Cry, Don't Mess with Texas!Submitted by Sue4theBillofrights on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 17:18
Walking into the studio casually and giving no hint of his intentions, radio host Alex Jones quickly revealed his agenda and proceeded to f*k Piers Morgan up, on a show which was feared to be an ambush for Alex. "YOU are an NWO hit man!" shouted Alex, pointing a finger at Morgan. Jones then unleashed a blur of fists and feet on the unsuspecting Englishman, who had earlier sprung an ambush on Gun Owners of America president Larry Pratt, an elderly soft-spoken gentleman who Morgan humiliated in his studio calling him a "stupid man."
"That's for Larry, motherf*cker!" Jones yelled as Morgan sank to the floor under the withering Bruce Lee-like barrage. Morgan kept repeating over and over "Alex, Alex, Alex." At one point Jones was heard to say "YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH?"
Jones then knee-dropped Morgan in the kidney twice and delivered one last, swift kick in the ass. Just as security guards reached him, Jones towered over Morgan, pointing at him Mohammed Ali-style, and yelled "DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!"
Interviewed later, Morgan told newsmen "I didn't know Pratt was one of Alex's homeboys. If I had, I never would have invited him into my crib, I would've known it was a trap." Morgan then sniffled slightly and said "a m-m-man like that sh-sh-shouldn't be allowed to own a g-g-gun."
A homecoming parade is scheduled for Jones and his assistant at Dallas airport en route to Austin, with banners and signs reading 'DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!" Jones issued a statement denouncing Morgan as a "Redcoat who still doesn't understand who won the war," and still interfering in American internal affairs. He renewed his calls to have Piers deported. Of Pratt he said "That's my dawg yo."
VIDEO: PIERS MORGAN WITH LARRY PRATT (GUN OWNERS OF AMERICA)