Becoming a TrollSubmitted by jrd3820 on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 17:33
There have been many accusations of trolling around here lately. Some of you non trolls seem to have some questions for the trolls, so I would like to take a minute to answer them.
Who do we work for? I myself am an independent troll and I volunteer my time to the trolling movement. I know some trolls work for DHS, others work for HuffPost or Fox News, and some even work for President Obama himself.
How much do we get paid? Well… again, I volunteer my time to trolling for peace. I know some people make big money in the trolling business, but it is set up like a pyramid scheme and one must recruit other trolls to make major money. Most companies do offer us healthcare, ironically, the ones who work for Obama are refused healthcare which is probably why he passed Obamacare; so the tax payers can pay for his troll employee’s health care.
How do we get paid? Some get paid per post, some get paid per word. Some even get paid per down vote, but others get money every time they are accused of being a troll (something to consider next time you do not agree with someone here).
Do we have talking points we are supposed to hit on? Well, again, since I am an independent troll I discuss whatever I feel like. Talking points include anything that will piss the non-trolls off though. That is really as simple as it is.
How can you become a troll? No need to fill out an application anywhere. Simply disagree with someone here and you can join the ranks of the trolls also!
PS. Lookout, I hear there is talk of the trolls unionizing.