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Becoming a Troll

There have been many accusations of trolling around here lately. Some of you non trolls seem to have some questions for the trolls, so I would like to take a minute to answer them.

Who do we work for? I myself am an independent troll and I volunteer my time to the trolling movement. I know some trolls work for DHS, others work for HuffPost or Fox News, and some even work for President Obama himself.

How much do we get paid? Well… again, I volunteer my time to trolling for peace. I know some people make big money in the trolling business, but it is set up like a pyramid scheme and one must recruit other trolls to make major money. Most companies do offer us healthcare, ironically, the ones who work for Obama are refused healthcare which is probably why he passed Obamacare; so the tax payers can pay for his troll employee’s health care.

How do we get paid? Some get paid per post, some get paid per word. Some even get paid per down vote, but others get money every time they are accused of being a troll (something to consider next time you do not agree with someone here).

Do we have talking points we are supposed to hit on? Well, again, since I am an independent troll I discuss whatever I feel like. Talking points include anything that will piss the non-trolls off though. That is really as simple as it is.

How can you become a troll? No need to fill out an application anywhere. Simply disagree with someone here and you can join the ranks of the trolls also!

PS. Lookout, I hear there is talk of the trolls unionizing.




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bigmikedude's picture

We're all "trolls".

All are one and one are all.

A little lyrical tweaking here and there and you have a troll song masterpiece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyomzTYQuF4

I think the word is a joke.

I think the word is a joke. A troll sits under HIS bridge and collects a toll for people to pass. I fail to see how someone came up with a way to use that towards anyone who is antagonizing. Just yesterday on overclock.net a moderator told me that it doesn't matter if I intentionally antagonize people...if my opinion doesn't match majority popular opinion, I voice it, and it bothers people, it's trolling and against the rules. All too often I see people calling others trolls for simply having a different opinion.

Please come join my forum if you're not a trendy and agree with my points of view.

Trolling on CNN

I do it every day to make those sheep THINK. It's fun sometimes and frustrating other times. Hard to argue with people that don't want to be awake.

Lima-1, out.

If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

jrd3820's picture

Good for you

I troll on huffpost every now and then and call people on their craziness. I am actually an ex liberal so I know how they think and why so I can be pretty effective in those parts. Maybe I should find someone to pay me for my efforts there.

lol. I guess there are some bored people on the DP as of late

troll pronounced [trohl]
verb (used with object)

to fish for or in with a moving line, working the line up or down with a rod, as in fishing for pike, or trailing the line behind a slow-moving boat.

lmfao to easy to turn into a dirty joke.

And, if you are really

And, if you are really diligent with your trolling, you can catch the bottom feeders. They are the hardest to catch. Effective trolling is an art form.

Blessings )o(

jrd3820's picture

Lol

Only easy to turn into a dirty joke if you are a boy. I did not see anything dirty about it until you said that... then I did lol

lmfao

i guess my mind is in a dirty place..24/7

jrd3820's picture

Its ok

I think most of you boys here have your minds in a dirty place at least 23/7, so you are only in a dirty place for 1 more hour than the others.

No that's trawling.

No that's trawling.

Southern Agrarian

I think you missed the

I think you missed the boat... err point.

Southern Agrarian

This thread is actually not a

This thread is actually not a troll thread and something we should all take heed of.

Southern Agrarian

This comment was actually a

This comment was actually a trolling comment because I thought it blatantly obvious the OP made the thread as a joke.

Southern Agrarian

jrd3820's picture

lol

'Tis filed under "humor."

See, even us horrible trolls who sometimes do not agree with the status quo here can be funny.

Agreed

Trolls coming here and down-voting prove the point.

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Whatever happened to adios?

Whatever happened to adios?

This on Twitter

dailypaul @LibertyPoet - Keep up the good work Tom, spreading the message of Liberty

Love you Michael Nystrom.
You ALWAYS lift me up when I am down.

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That's touching. You're just

That's touching.

You're just an internet diva.

hmm

If I was a troll I would make some money.
Instead I live in a Toronto basement room with around a dozen spiders small and large... no heart to kill them.

LL on Twitter: http://twitter.com/LibertyPoet
sometimes LL can suck & sometimes LL rocks!
http://www.dailypaul.com/203008/south-carolina-battle-of-cow...
Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

on the bright side...

you probably don't have any flies! :)

"What light is to the eyes - what air is to the lungs - what love is to the heart, liberty is to the soul of man."
-Robert Green Ingersoll

hahaha

and no bed bugs!

LL on Twitter: http://twitter.com/LibertyPoet
sometimes LL can suck & sometimes LL rocks!
http://www.dailypaul.com/203008/south-carolina-battle-of-cow...
Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

jrd3820's picture

lol

You do not have to kill them, just capture and release into the wild.

I do it when the temps are warm outside

Not in winter time.

LL on Twitter: http://twitter.com/LibertyPoet
sometimes LL can suck & sometimes LL rocks!
http://www.dailypaul.com/203008/south-carolina-battle-of-cow...
Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

jrd3820's picture

How nice

That is thoughtful of you. I am not sure if I could do that.

Do you live under a bridge?

Do you accompany your grandmother to bingo? I hear trolls are good luck at Bingo...

“When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic.” – Dresden James

jrd3820's picture

I should try the bingo thing

I actually live in the southern part of MI which is under the Mackinaw Bridge, and the people in the northern part of the state call us trolls because we do live under a bridge, so the answer is; yes, I live under a bridge!