Supreme Court Revokes Annoying Man's Free Speech RightsSubmitted by Chris Hurlothru... on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 00:05
I just watched round 2 of Larry Pratt vs. Piers 'The Pied Piper' Morgan.
My conclusion is that Morgan and his $8 million dollars per year ought to be allowed to stay in the country, provided that he is never ever allowed to speak again to anyone, anywhere. This would include tv, radio, and even tear-soaked whispers into the frilly pink pillows on his queen-sized bed late past midnight when he is most desperately alone.
Thankfully we have a precedent set for removing first-amendment rights from the obsequiously annoying. As usual, only the Onion was brave enough to cover it: