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Supreme Court Revokes Annoying Man's Free Speech Rights

I just watched round 2 of Larry Pratt vs. Piers 'The Pied Piper' Morgan.

My conclusion is that Morgan and his $8 million dollars per year ought to be allowed to stay in the country, provided that he is never ever allowed to speak again to anyone, anywhere. This would include tv, radio, and even tear-soaked whispers into the frilly pink pillows on his queen-sized bed late past midnight when he is most desperately alone.

Thankfully we have a precedent set for removing first-amendment rights from the obsequiously annoying. As usual, only the Onion was brave enough to cover it:


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Seems like a good day...

to bump this old thread...

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

Hmmmm.... Maybe I'm not the libertarian I thought I was.

I might could get behind this kind of thing...

Love or fear? Chose again with every breath.

Quilty of swaping

Swaping or speaking without a purpose, similair to lwaping or living without a purpose.

Here is an example of both.


Gold standard: because man can not be trusted to control his greed

I could get behind Mr. Supreme except for one thing.

At times I see these little glints in his eyes when it actually seems like he might be sincere and really mean some of the things he says, like the foreign oil thing.

Frankly, in my biennial or better pseudo-choice of the lesser of two madmen, I just don't know if one who occasionally makes sense is the right choice for America at this juncture...

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

It benefits the Liberty Movement to have Morgan remain at CNN...

He is a great tool to discredit the storyline of the mainstream propaganda machine (MPM).

I'm upvoting you...

...just for using the word obsequious.

"Alas! I believe in the virtue of birds. And it only takes a feather for me to die laughing."

I know.

What kind of arrogant prig even knows what that word means?


Don't feed the pandas. Ever.