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Millions of New Mexicans Living Openly Inside the United States

Southwest's 'Land of Enchantment' May Be Home To Over 2 Million

Fresh on the tail of recent national news developments, Department of the Interior sources have confirmed previously unknown yet undeniably shocking statistics regarding the number of New Mexicans now inhabiting the United States, estimated at over 2 million, 85 thousand, 62.

Citizens are strongly cautioned against extreme panic at this juncture. Authorities maintain extreme maximum threat level in all yellow zones. Thank you for being calm for America.

If you suspect someone may be New Mexican, or you are in New Mexico, the Department of Interior Calm advises the following:

-Anyone visiting New Mexico is advised to smile and nod appropriately.
-Strut in a swaggering fashion.
-Purchase a dream catcher from the last chance gas station to hang from the mirror of your rental car.
-Try to keep a straight face.

Frequent alerts will be issued without warning as threat levels are assessed. Your neighbors thank you for your calm.

Thank you for your calm allegiance. Resume normal programming.




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They're called New South Mexicans you idiot...

Learn you geology dude.

It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't. Also there's pandas.

"Anyone who thinks you can't create something out of nothing never dated a drama queen."

-me

I just knew

this thread was by you! Damn those New Mexicans! :)
Thanks for the chuckle...

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"Estimated at 2 million..."

Don't forget: that's 2 million ON TOP of the 11 million already here. Hell, who knows if that number is even correct.

If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

11 Million???

I think it's closer to 30 Million!

"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere".
--Voltaire

It's hard not to be a menace to society when half the population is happy on their knees. - unknown

I think we should give a free

I think we should give a free hand gun as a gift from the USA Welcome Wagon to every new Mexican family that enters the country legally. We should also offer all Jewish families free hand guns as well, so they never have to live in fear of another holocaust again.

Yes. Rather than welfare.

A gun with a value of around $1800, and a weight of ammunition should be issued along with signing an oath not to seek welfare.

If you do the math it is pretty simple - $3000 worth of guns and ammo isn't worth the trade-off of thousands each month in handouts.

An unscrupulous Mexican person might sign the oath, take the gun, sell it, get the benefits, and let you try to do something about it.

A libertarian-minded Mexican would take the gun and take the oath seriously, realizing that the government handouts and goodies are just a trap to gain their dependence.

The gun giveaway would be in this case be symbolic of the decision that an immigrant from any nation, as well as people born here, must face: Will I fend for myself or will I sell myself to the state for their goodies?

An actual gun brings home the point that once someone signs on for the welfare programs they can more quickly afford to buy a gun if that's what they really want.

So yes, a gun as a condition of citizenship. No gun? You're just a civilian...

It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't. Also there's pandas.

"Anyone who thinks you can't create something out of nothing never dated a drama queen."

-me

Really?

A gun welfare program?

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"The State is a gang of thieves writ large." - Murray Rothbard

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"We’ve moved beyond the Mises textbook. We’re running in the open market." - Erik Voorhees

I hate these racist threads.

I love the New Mexicans.

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"We’ve moved beyond the Mises textbook. We’re running in the open market." - Erik Voorhees

Arizona > New Mexico

It's like New Mexico but with Saguaros.

You know you're jealous of these...

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"The State is a gang of thieves writ large." - Murray Rothbard

Can't wait

to sink my teeth into one of those.

I had a friend who...nevermind.

If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

2,085,538 to be exact

Governors should mobilize the National Guards of AZ, UT, CO, OK & TX to protect the border.

Rumor has it that thousands of New Mexicans cross daily unchecked & undocumented. Just the other day I saw a truck that said: "Hatch Green Chiles, NM". Even Mexico regulates the import of Hatch Green Chiles... its out of control.

"One resists the invasion of armies; one does not resist the invasion of ideas" Victor Hugo

The number I found of 2,040,000 in January must have been

outdated.

Either that or it is true what they say about how quickly New Mexicans breed...

It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't. Also there's pandas.

"Anyone who thinks you can't create something out of nothing never dated a drama queen."

-me

Definitely taking jobs

Janet Napolitano is on-board, wants to issue ID cards. Homeland security is sending drones...

The word is Wiconsin is next, their citizens are crossing their borders at will... its mayhem. I saw a six-pack of Leinenkugel in a store the other day. Definitely taking jobs. We need more drones to intercept.

"One resists the invasion of armies; one does not resist the invasion of ideas" Victor Hugo

Haaa

I see someone doesn't get sarcasm and gave a down-vote and I know it's not Chris.

Ron Paul Says The Border Fence Built To Keep Us In: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esp-ruhkZqQ

What's to say that the next step isn't controlling our internal movements?

What's to say that the militarization of our police and the unchecked surveillance of citizens isn't going to be turned on peaceful, law abiding citizens?

This thread is thinly-vieled satire. Making light of a heavy subject.

For those still in the dark... "New Mexicans" are from Abuquerque, not Chihuaha.

"One resists the invasion of armies; one does not resist the invasion of ideas" Victor Hugo

I know, right?

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It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't. Also there's pandas.

"Anyone who thinks you can't create something out of nothing never dated a drama queen."

-me

Illegals would not live here if Mexico were not such....

a cesspool of corruption. Mexico has wonderful people and great natural resources, but its government is even more corrupt than ours. If Mexico were Muslim and not so affiliated with the Bush Crime Family, the U.S. government would have bombed them into the Stone Age decades ago.

huh?

Nah.

The king who hast the greater till hast the greatest debauchery.

Chris yer a loon

So how many jobs would be created if we deported them back to...New Mexico?

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Can I use you as a reference?

How many jobs?? Why, all of them of course...

:)

It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't. Also there's pandas.

"Anyone who thinks you can't create something out of nothing never dated a drama queen."

-me

Oh yeah sure.

Tell them El Smudgepoto says you are a great American.

Get your preps together! Learn historic food storage and preservation methods and the science that makes them work now, start saving money and the future

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I thought for sure when i clicked this the author would be Smudge Pot.

Vote??!!

Are you serious? I've got better things to do than that waste of time and energy. The borders have been unguarded for years, the government attacks Americans and helps illegals because it changes the demographics. They are eradicating the heritage of liberty with 3rd worlders.
Better off educating the immigrants and learning Spanish.