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Do The Paultard

http://www.reverbnation.com/juggalopatriot/song/15812652-do-...
Yo Dave I just came up with a new dance.
What's it called?
The Paultard!
The Paultard? How do you do it?
It's easy. You just show up at a Republican meeting, cross your arms, and look annoyed.

Everybody in the room do the Paultard
If you love freedom then do the Paultard
If you hate the Fed then do the Paultard
If you wrote a manifesto, do the Paultard X2

Pejorative portmanteau
offensive phrase made up up of two words
Paul not the one from the bible.
The one that's libel to vote no to spending or bending the constitution
the one who started a revolution
Tard derogatory word for slow
used by the sheep who don't want to know the truth
about the system.
Some liberty lovers don't think the word fits em,
but it's a melioration we own it, embrace it.
Neocons don't want to face it.
We're the present and the future.
Put us down we keep returning The quest for liberty burning
deep within our hearts and we will keep on being a thorn in the side of those
that worship the state. Don't place your fate in the hands of the police and politicians.
Show up at the place where they make their plans
let them know you're there to stand up
for freedom for you and yours. Even if they kill the lights and lock the doors.

Everybody in the room do the Paultard
If you love freedom then do the Paultard
If you hate the Fed then do the Paultard
If you wrote a manifesto, do the Paultard X2

Paultard vociferous fan of liberty,
Non intervention and history
Never blind to the fact that we are being misled
By the junk pumped in to our head
on the radio and tv
you can see me And my kind
Rollin with the bumpers plastered
We bow to no master
We show respect for the man
Who brought us to the game
-yo I even got him on my license plate-
Put my hood on cross my arms and look irate
When I hear the statist giving adoration
I pledge allegiance to no nation
The legacy that's left behind
By the man and the libertarian mind
Will not soon be forgotten
Our eyes are opened and the governments rotten
I pass this information to my kids
What the proper role of government is
And I pray that they never catch the apathy
But if they do that a doctor will set them free

Everybody in the room do the Paultard
If you love freedom then do the Paultard
If you hate the Fed then do the Paultard
If you wrote a manifesto, do the Paultard X2




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I love it Jugs!

Thanks.

It figures that it takes a juggalo to turn something derrogatory

Into something to wear proudly. Darn good job =)

jrd3820's picture

LMAO!

"You just show up at a republican meeting, cross your arms, and look annoyed"

lol.

lol

Too funny!