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How about a cold slap in the face to wake you up Diane?!

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That guy also listed an "Assault Spork"

Current bid $2.55 plus $10.40 shipping :-)


Q: Will I need to apply for a concealed carry license for this? Also, does it come with a spork lock of any kind?
Q: I have bought these by the gross in the past. Is there a limit to the number of assault sporks one person can own? Will you be selling the assault ladle soon?
Q: How do you recommend I store this AS next to my bed while I sleep. I have no children in the home

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know Peace." - Jimi Hendrix

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The assault rock is back. These have been flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel.

Get this low speed, high drag assault rock while you still can. This is next on Dianne Feinstein's list.

-enhanced grip texture
-easily concealable
-can be thrown as fast as you can swing your arm
-available in standard finish or low tech tactical black spray paint

"I, __________, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic."


There is no duration defined in the Oath

I laughed so hard at the Q&A section

"This is the ambidextrous model. If the grip size is to large, it may be modified with a chisel(sold separately)."

I don't understand why there

I don't understand why there are only 30000 votes. There should be millions.

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this is friggin awesome!

I love it!

The individual who refuses to defend his rights when called by his Government, deserves to be a slave, and must be punished as an enemy of his country and friend to her foe. - Andrew Jackson