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Alex Jones is a Tiger - can you choke down the truth? Maybe you are really just a wee goat?

A fable tells of a tigress, pregnant and starving, who comes upon a little flock of goats and pounces on them with such energy that she brings about the birth of her little one and her own death.

The goats scatter, and when they come back to their grazing place, they find this just-born tiger and its dead mother. Having strong parental instincts, they adopt the tiger, and it grows up thinking it's a goat. It learns to bleat. It learns to eat grass. And since grass doesn't nourish it very well, it grows up to become a pretty miserable specimen of its species.

When the young tiger reaches adolescence, a large male tiger pounces on the flock, and the goats scatter. But this little fellow is a tiger, so he stands there. The big one looks at him in amazement and says, "Are you living here with these goats?" "Maaaaaaa" says the little tiger. Well, the old tiger is mortified, something like a father who comes home and finds his son with long hair. He swats him back and forth a couple of times, and the little thing just responds with these silly bleats and begins nibbling grass in embarrassment. So the big tiger brings him to a still pond.

So this little fellow looks into the pond and sees his own face for the first time. The big tiger puts his face over and says, "You see, you've got a face like mine. You're not a goat. You're a tiger like me. Be like me."

So the little one is getting that message; he's picked up and taken to the tiger's den, where there are the remains of a recently slaughtered gazelle. Taking a chunk of this bloody stuff, the big tiger says, "Open you face." The little one backs away, "I'm a vegetarian." "None of that nonsense," says the big fellow, and he shoves a piece of meat down the little one's throat. He gags on it. The text says, "As all do on true doctrine."

But gagging on the true doctrine, he's nevertheless getting it into his blood, into his nerves; it's his proper food. It touches his proper nature. Spontaneously, he gives a tiger stretch, the first one. A little tiger roar comes out—Tiger Roar 101. The big one says, "There. Now you've got it. Now we go into the forest and eat tiger food."



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jrd3820's picture

Did you write this yourself?

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“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
― Dr. Seuss

It is a hindu fable

If I remember right.

jrd3820's picture

Oh, I see....

Want to hear a story?

The other day I was talking to a friend and I compared Alex Jones to my dog. I said my dog is really smart, and he is willing to play nice, but when he gets mad he is will tear s*** up. He is also 80 lbs of muscle and will not back down when he's mad.

This reminded me of that.

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
― Dr. Seuss

To prevent choking,

keep swallowing. Enjoy.

Is this infowars or?

Well done. :)

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Thanks

What is weird is I cant find this post listed anywhere on the site now with out using the search, i think they pulled it? Can you check?

If I'm not mistaken, people need to reply to it, in some way

for it to stay, up at the top.

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When i click on new

It always lists the in chronological order but it simply aint there no more that I can find? hmmmmmm?

Its back in the new list now

idunno ive only been working with computers for 30 years it must be me? :)

All I can tell you is when I respond to you

it pops to the front of the right side again..

If it's at the back of the new, it's probably because it hasn't been viewed as much as the rest.

Don't worry about it.. many people post things that don't make it very far.

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