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White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase

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Here is a pre-recorded lip-sync quote by R Gibbs, US Press Sec.

[ Press Briefing by Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, 6/1/10]

ROBERT GIBBS, US Press Secretary: I think the American people are frustrated... I don’t see how anybody could look at what’s happening in the Gulf & not be frustrated and heartbroken. Absolutely.

Question: ... any consideration given to the President cancelling his foreign trip?
Q: We can’t hear you... Your mic isn’t on.

GIBBS: My mic’s not on? Q: I don’t think so.
GIBBS: I said all those really important things.Q: Start from the beginning.

GIBBS: Okay, so I was going to tell you tomorrow’s lottery numbers, but (Laughter). Can somebody figure out. Did it work now? Are you sure? This is sort of awkward. This never happens to Bill at karaoke.
Q: And you complain we all ask the same question over & over again.

GIBBS: Exactly right (Laughter). Now there’s at least a good excuse (Applause). First time anybody has ever clapped for what I said. Go ahead, I’m sorry. Yes, exactly... don’t start from the top. Lord knows I’ll -- Bill will lip-sync the transcript when it comes out, so you can -- go ahead, I’m sorry.
Q: ... 'Is there any consideration being given to postponing or canceling the President’s upcoming foreign trip...?'

GIBBS: Let me check on that. I don’t know the answer to that.

[Source: WhiteHouse.gov. This is actual presidential press secretary briefing. Direct from the White House.]

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Misdiagnosis. He is

Misdiagnosis. He is afflicted by Narcissistic Personality Disorder. And that's no joke.

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Narcissistic Personality Disorder, indeed! You're right .....

It is no joking matter. A Narcissist should not have his finger on any destructive device, much less a nuke.

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This is troubling news. Forturnately we have backup tapes.

[Onion] Newsroom: Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech

White House Press Secretary: "In that he originally read the pre-recorded speech, technically, he delivered the speech."
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It is calculated that the US Government has enough pre-recorded material that his administration can, with some splicing, run through his current term of office. His tape library is being organized chronologically to reduce noticeable retrograde age affects.

The White House will post an executive order for for more Lip-Syncers... to insure continuity of government.

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Thanks for posting

& Thanks Michael Nystrom for coming up with much needed humor section.
Looking forward to posting something there soon.

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BAHAHAH..!!! The Onion cracks me up...!!!

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Now,

we have to disarm his guards and take Pentagon out his direct control. This sick person can go on a rampage and order more killing of American citizens. .....

LOL. the portraits are

LOL. the portraits are classic.

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Take his guns!

Take his guns!

By claiming there is no conspiracy, you prove to those who believe in the conspiracy that you are part of the conspiracy.

HA !

Throw him in jail indefinitely without a looney trial.

If ignorance is bliss, Washington DC must be heaven.

I hope they can get him on a good medication!

I think Obama on SSRIs might be JUST what America needs...

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Actually,

SSRIs are effective at distinguishing who is really bipolar versus someone depressed by their bad diet.

Suicidal tendencies and mass murder are reported side effects.

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