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(satire?) Biden: Gun Buyback Programs Will Never Include 3D-Printed Guns, Clips

"I can smell a scam from a mile away" says VP

Among the barrage of questions regarding the announcement of 23 executive orders pertaining to gun control, Vice President Joe Biden was asked about a technology so new even he had just heard of it.

"I heard that people are using these things to 'print' out fully-functional 30-round clips for the AR-15 that they're hoping to haul on down by the bushelful to cash in on local or Federal buyback programs. Well, no dice. I can smell a scam from a mile away, and if anyone thinks they're going to get one of these printers and use it to print out more printers and use all of them to print out dozens and hundreds of these clips just to, well, it ain't gonna happen."

The VP then mentioned he was thinking of getting a 3D printer himself and making his own Harry Potter character-themed Monopoly tokens to sell on ebay before taking another question regarding bandoliers.

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Daily Paul cured my abibliophobia.

If it was a joke when I wrote it but it later becomes true...

...then should it be refiled under 'not funny anymore?'


Daily Paul cured my abibliophobia.