6 votes

I've come up with a tasty new diet soda!

I've come up with a tasty new diet soda! It does contain phenylalanine, but I'm not going to label it. Once enough phenylketonurics die, they'll figure it out. Until then, let the profits role, baby!

I can't be bothered with labels.

While I'm at it, I'm going to come out with some potato chips with some marvelous arsenic salts! Umm umm good!

Hell, why stop there!?! How about some canned corn spiked with trace amounts of pesticide!?!

The sky's the limit!



Trending on the Web

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.

bump

...