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Glade Anti-Ebola Stranger Spray Hits Store Shelves

The growing number of Americans who don't trust vaccines or just don't like needles can rest easy this winter Ebola season, thanks to a new innovation from Johnson % Johnson.

It's called BUG-OFF, and it's a topical antiviral spray that can be applied to the face and hands of strangers who look like they may be have ebola, all while not causing eye or skin irritation.

The product is available in 3 fragrances and 2 flavors - cherry breeze and grape gumdrop. An unscented version is also available for workplaces with fragrance-free policies.

A nationwide marketing campaign will include free 5-person sample size bottles mailed to the first 2 million people who mention the word ebola in either an email or a conversation held within 20 feet of a Iphone or Android device.

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Hell no!

Hell no!

Southern Agrarian

What? You don't think this is true?

Fine, it isn't. i made the whole thing up...

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

No way

That is just preposterous. Not mocking you Chris. This is just orwellian.

Colchester, New London County, Connecticut

You think this sounds like something out of 1984?

Or-well...

:)

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Don't feed the pandas. Ever.