1st Date Conversation:Submitted by emalvini on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 17:33
1st Date Conversation:
Lady: Do you drink?
Lady: How much a day?
Man: Three six packs
Lady: How much per six pack
Man: About $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So, one six pack costs $10.00, and you have three six packs a day, which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 -- correct?
Lady: If in one year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 -- correct?
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drunk, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account; and, after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Man: Where's your Ferrari?