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Men Are So Romantic

Submitted by emalvini on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 23:00
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Men Are So Romantic

A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text...

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

He replied... "I am taking a dump. What should I do?"


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Ewww

Submitted by CRinMI on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 04:03.

Stop texting for one. Your going to put that phone on your face. And check the back of the seat before you leave, buttcano.

That's what my wife always tells me. Nix that. Told me. I learned.

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Don't send me a lump,

Submitted by Tomoye on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 03:31.

just your rump, and we'll hump.
(Will I be banned now? :)

"Send me an 'Ah.'"?

Submitted by Redgyl on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 00:50.

IS there a good answer?

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Submitted by Anti-Panda Prop... on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 00:48.

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

but back on topic, I tried to deliver a vial of my tears to my lady but airport security told me to throw it away and buy another one when I got to my destination.

It just wasn't the same...

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Ron Paul: "If you ever can bring about revolutionary changes two things would be required: young people... and music."

Funny!

Submitted by kron on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 00:46.

I grew up with a lot of males! They are all about making bodily music! LOL!

It is good

Submitted by Federal Farmer on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 00:06.

To be back on this website. I say that even without this post which just cracked me up.

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Now that's efficient. L M A O !

Submitted by Cyril on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 23:58.

Now that's efficient. L M A O !

Is the dude still alive?

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"That's very annoying"

Submitted by Michael Nystrom on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 23:58.

That's what my wife said when I read her this. But she was laughing. Ha ha ha.

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Hahahaha

Submitted by Federal Farmer on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 23:53.

!

Ha

Submitted by Unknownuser on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 23:47.

Ha ha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo

Thanks Big E

Submitted by legalizeliberty on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 23:21.

We need some humor here.
Thanks.

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