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Men Are So Romantic

Men Are So Romantic

A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text...

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

He replied... "I am taking a dump. What should I do?"



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Ewww

Stop texting for one. Your going to put that phone on your face. And check the back of the seat before you leave, buttcano.

That's what my wife always tells me. Nix that. Told me. I learned.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." Benjamin Franklin

Don't send me a lump,

just your rump, and we'll hump.
(Will I be banned now? :)

"Send me an 'Ah.'"?

IS there a good answer?

"Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a vice." -- Thomas Paine

Let us meditate upon this wisdom...

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

but back on topic, I tried to deliver a vial of my tears to my lady but airport security told me to throw it away and buy another one when I got to my destination.

It just wasn't the same...

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I am dusk icon. anagram me.

Funny!

I grew up with a lot of males! They are all about making bodily music! LOL!

It is good

To be back on this website. I say that even without this post which just cracked me up.

Cyril's picture

Now that's efficient. L M A O !

Now that's efficient. L M A O !

Is the dude still alive?

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

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Michael Nystrom's picture

"That's very annoying"

That's what my wife said when I read her this. But she was laughing. Ha ha ha.

He's the man.

Hahahaha

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Ha

Thanks Big E

We need some humor here.
Thanks.

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