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Need a good laugh? Bernanke interviewed by Oprah

Bernanke to Oprah: "I've Been Doping for Years"

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Great work

Unfortunately, Oprah isn't qualified to conduct such an interview on monetary policy and Bernanke will never come clean on his addiction to financial stimulus, though it's nice to dream.

2013. Fed Reserve Centennial Sale! Money-Supply Clearance Sale!

2013. For Immediate Release: Due to the explosion of undeniable truth in cartooning since the Lance Armstrong Tour de la France Doping Scandal aired on the Oprah Winfrey Show, January 2013, the Federal Reserve will hold its first ever Centennial Sale.

  • Clearance Sale Prices
  • Everything must go
  • Federal Reserve Note discounts
    • Whether selling or trading in your old Fed Notes, we will discount to beat any National Bank offer.
    • Fed Note Appraisers are on site to serve you.
    • Paper or Plastic! No credible offer refused.
  • Once in a Lifetime offer!
  • Lowest Fed value in a century!

For a limited time only, you may have, at closeout prices autographed [franked] authentic authorized Rosie "The Riveter" Rios US Treasurer autographed edition Fed Note in a plastic bound case.

Free helicopter rides.

We are as low as we can go. Come on down!

Notice: Offer good @ participating Federal Reserve Banks. Offer for a limited time only. Subject to change w/o notice.

Warning: Counterfeiting will be prosecuted to the full extent of our legal tender laws.

- The Management, Federal Reserve: loaning you blind, since 1913.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul

LOL

LOL

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"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." -- Joseph Goebbels

And that is not all. There has never been better time to dump $$

Dumping dollars is no easy task.

  • Competitive "dumping for dollars" is big business. $2 Quadrillion annual hauled by Depository Trust Credit Clearing (DTCC).
  • Used ink is toxic waste. Old, used, worn-out dollars must be dumped at expensive toxic waste dumps.

See Mark Twain on DailyPaul for details:

  • Maiden Lane Toxic Assets in dumpsters behind NY Fed.
  • Dollars are printed w/ toxic ink. Toxic waste disposal is required by law.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul

"Dollars are printed w/ toxic

"Dollars are printed w/ toxic ink. Toxic waste disposal is required by law."

Waste disposal is usually mob-run, at least in NY. Will they pay me market value for my scrap dollars?

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"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." -- Joseph Goebbels

No. They charge for their service of disposing toxic waste.

They are still willing to take your old dollars; but, you have to pay for their disposal service.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul

Bummer.:(

Bummer.:(

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"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." -- Joseph Goebbels

Laughing Out Loud!

Thanks - Good one!

"We have allowed our nation to be over-taxed, over-regulated, and overrun by bureaucrats. The founders would be ashamed of us for what we are putting up with."
-Ron Paul