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Teacher Arrested at JFK

Submitted by oceanoz on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 16:46

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A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport this morning as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a press conference just before noon today, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. Although he did not identify the man, he confirmed the man has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

‘Al-Gebra is a problem for us’, the Attorney General said. ‘They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.’ They use secret code names like “X” and “Y” and refer to themselves as “unknowns” but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, “There are 3 sides to every triangle.” The Attorney General went on to say “Teaching our children sentient thought processes and equipping them to solve problems is dangerous and puts our government at risk.”

Where's the logic

Submitted by joeneesima on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 09:59. Permalink

in all of this?

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:)

Submitted by 1controversialchick on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 09:57. Permalink

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Christians should not be warmongers! http://www.lewrockwell.com/vance/vance87.html

But will Holder end up with Pi on his face

Submitted by robot999 on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 09:55. Permalink

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Your morals =/= my laws.

I heard it was over 32 oz of fluid that displaced him.

Submitted by Smudge Pot on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 09:45. Permalink

Which doesn't ring true. Normally it's the media the body is introduced in which is displaced.

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How did you come to your Hypotenuse?

Submitted by johncarter444 on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 09:42. Permalink

Pythagorean theorem? Hmmm... your papers please!

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