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Teacher Arrested at JFK

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport this morning as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a press conference just before noon today, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. Although he did not identify the man, he confirmed the man has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

‘Al-Gebra is a problem for us’, the Attorney General said. ‘They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.’ They use secret code names like “X” and “Y” and refer to themselves as “unknowns” but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, “There are 3 sides to every triangle.” The Attorney General went on to say “Teaching our children sentient thought processes and equipping them to solve problems is dangerous and puts our government at risk.”




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Where's the logic

in all of this?

The law cannot make a wicked person virtuous…God’s grace alone can accomplish such a thing.
Ron Paul - The Revolution

Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms. Ron Paul

:)

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Christians should not be warmongers! http://www.lewrockwell.com/vance/vance87.html

robot999's picture

But will Holder end up with Pi on his face

?

"Government is the entertainment division of the military-industrial complex". - Frank Zappa

I heard it was over 32 oz of fluid that displaced him.

Which doesn't ring true. Normally it's the media the body is introduced in which is displaced.

South is the new way up! Major trend for 2014: Latin America. Start checking out South American investment, it's part of our future now.

How did you come to your Hypotenuse?

Pythagorean theorem? Hmmm... your papers please!

"I, __________, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oath_of_enlistment

There is no duration defined in the Oath

I label these dividers the Axis of Xs and Ys.

It is a given that these obtuse variables should be subtracted from the matrix.

A real sine of our times...

A real sine of our times...

End The Fed!
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How is anyone else supposed to comment after that?

LOL!

This is the article that got my posting privileges revoked:
http://bklim.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/12/18212165-dr-stan-...

It just shows that society is headed for

a sinusoidal suicide!

I believe in the freedom to be what we choose to be.

Or an exponential

decay!

ecorob's picture

funny...

Lol

its 'cos I owe ya, my young friend...
Rockin' the FREE world in Tennessee since 1957!
9/11 Truth.

Possession of a ruler?

How dare he! Obomba is the ruler!

Punishment should be for him to write on the chalkboard
"Obomba is the ruler, Obomba is the ruler, Obomba is the ruler"

one kazillion times!

" In Thee O Lord do I put my trust " ~ Psalm 31:1~