Random Ways To Make Other People's Lives More Surreal
Submitted by Anti-Panda Prop... on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 15:59-Put on a nice blue shirt with a button-up collar. Go to WalMart. Walk up to people and ask if they need help finding anything. If they say yes, walk with them till you see an actual employee. Say to employee "Tom, could you bring this nice lady to the contact sports department?" Try to keep a straight face.
-If you're approaching a doorway with people on the other side, pull out your cellphone and pretend to be wrapping up a conversation with one of these lines:
"Well how else was I supposed to know it would hurt until I stuck it in there?"
"No your mirror isn't broken. You replaced it with a Justin Bieber poster, remember? I have to go, love you."
"Don't make me have to tell you again - I don't want you going on the interstate - not until your 12. Drive safe honey I have to go."
-Go to a rummage sale. Find a shirt you like. Ask persons you see if they work there. Ask them if they have one just like it in a medium. When they say no, insist on receiving a discount. Try to keep a straight face.
-Next time you need to spell your name for someone, tell them it is spelled 'C U D N O S K I silent _.' They say 'huh?' and you tell them there's a silent _ at the end. When they ask you what the silent _ looks like tell them you don't know, it's invisible as well. try to keep a straight face.
-If a song everybody knows comes on the radio and people start bopping their heads and singing along, exclaim emphatically 'I LOVE Depeche Mode'! If someone tells you this isn't Depeche Mode look at them like they're a little nuts and say 'I know. This is Pink Floyd. I was just saying I love Depeche Mode. Is there something wrong with that?" Try to look indignant.
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When somebody burps...
say 'Gesundheit'.
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In the elevator
Turn to a stranger, smile broadly, and say, "I'm wearing new socks." Maintain smile and eye-contact.
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I'm gonna buy some new socks tomorrow and try that.
While I'm at the store I just might approach someone and accuse them of stealing my cart...
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Ron Paul: "If you ever can bring about revolutionary changes two things would be required: young people... and music."
The beauty of it is
you do not even need new socks to do it.
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"Fully half the quotations found on the internet are either mis-attributed, or outright fabrications." - Abraham Lincoln
Sure, but what if they call me on it?
A situation like that could turn embarrassing in a hurry.
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Go to store. Buy a chocolate bunny. Leave store.
Eat ears off of chocolate bunny.
Go back into store. Demand refund on defective no-eared chocolate bunny.
(Try to keep a straight face.)
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Point your ephone or other type phone at someone...
move it around randomly for 6-12 seconds.
Now look at it and say 'hmm. That don't look good.'
Wander away shaking your head. And try to keep a straight face.
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And how could I forget...
When dining in a restaurant with booths, sit at one where there isn't anybody seated behind you. Wait for someone to sit down behind you, back of head to back of head. After a minute or so, lean back a little and say in a low voice,
"Did you bring the package?"
When they react, glance at their face, feign embarrassment, then get up and go sit at another booth with nobody sitting next to you.
Repeat if you think you can get away with it.
And oh yeah - try to keep a straight face.
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LMAO
...I may seriously have to try that one.
"Improv Everywhere"
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ok those were cute
But here's my favorite way to have a little fun with people.
Randomly walk up to someone at the grocery store, look straight through them like you are in a trance and say, "I need you to listen, I have a very important message I am to deliver. There is a revolution coming, and you will lead it."
Then walk off as if nothing happened. If they ask you about it later in the store, act like you have no clue what they are talking about, you have never met them before.
"If this mischievous financial policy [greenbacks], which has its origin in North America, should become endurated down to a fixture, then that government will furnish its own money without cost. It will pay off its debts and be without debts. It will hav
Thanks. Gonna try that one asap.
But slightly different - if they try to talk to me I'll whisper "don't worry - I won't blow your cover." and walk away.
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Ron Paul: "If you ever can bring about revolutionary changes two things would be required: young people... and music."