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The Most Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist of All

Uncle Sam is the most paranoid conspiracy theorist of all.

Uncle Sam will feel up your grandma or small child without pause in the name of the fear that some improbable event will be perpetrated by those dangerous individuals.

Uncle Sam will listen to your cell phone calls or read your text messages without a warrant because he perceives everyone as a potential threat that must be surveilled just in case.

Uncle Sam will infiltrate a group of impressionable youths where no credible threat of violence exists and manufacture one because in this modern age people that don't like him are all "terrorizers."

Uncle Sam will label people "mentally ill" in attempts to disarm them because all law abiding citizens that have firearms are potentially murderous peasantry.

Uncle Sam is so worried about losing power that he will commission his mainstream propaganda machine to label his dissenters as quacks.

Uncle Sam wipes off his poo with the Constitution because Uncle Sam is the most paranoid conspiracy theorist of all.

Uncle Sam leads by example. The American People are broke and paranoid too, but the People are rightfully paranoid.



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Maybe Uncle Sam married...

some gold digger named Banking Cartel?

"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good."
Thomas Paine

those who wish to know where

those who wish to know where Obama's ideas come from need to read Saul Alinsky's RULES for RADICALS and Obama's book DREAMS FROM MY FATHER.

Bob Marshall

why?

why exactly? is there anything groundbreaking in there that most of us DP'ers don't know?

This post

IS A WIN

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Freedom - Peace - Prosperity

Agreed

Agreed

"You better not compromise yourself. It's all you got."

Uncle Scam is so paranoid

that when it investigates something, it lets the wolves (chief suspects) in charge of the hen house spearhead the gestation (Commission Reports)....so it'll never happen again.....

"If you want something you've never had before, you have to do something you've never done before." Debra Medina

roflmao.

.lol.

brilliant post by dwalters

imo. haha

biggest preper of all time

1.6+ billion rounds
millions of days worth of food stores
massive fuel reserves
underground bunkers
fema camps
etc.

Interesting Perspective

...and spot on. Kudos!

Very well said! I'm going to

Very well said! I'm going to use this and share on my social media outlets. Great perspective of just who really is Paranoid.

Logged in...

...just to +1. Well-written!

Not a lunatic or a heretic. Just a Paulitic.

ditto

let the truth bell ring!

Love the way

you think, dwalter. Reminiscent of the sign on RP's old desk in Congress: "Don't steal, the govt hates competition..." and his "What If?" speech. Uncle Sam leads by preemption.

"If you want something you've never had before, you have to do something you've never done before." Debra Medina

Conspiracy theorist with...

force, not a good combination. If I might add pathological liar into the mix, that might complete the picture.

Excellent post

You NEVER hear this kind of logic out in the MSM or hardly anywhere that could reach the masses, at least from what I've seen. Thanks for posting this. :)

Silk30

Classic!

Love this line of reasoning.

Well done!

"It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a rEVOLution before tomorrow morning." - Henry Ford

Uncle Sam controls all the media

because he is so paranoid he does not want even a whisker of truth be contemplated by the masses.

Another brilliant piece, dw!!

Can any talented cartoonist come up with

a twist on the old Uncle Sam/ new Uncle Scam?
Fabulous, edgy T shirts are great bill boards.
Lets have FUN with this revolution!

Typo alert!

You meant to type 'Uncle Scam', right?

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Cyril's picture

:) Spelling update

:)

You're right, the spelling definitely ought to be officially updated for the 21st century...

We've got to live in our time. Indeed.

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Uncle Sam is so paranoid...

That he's become psychopathic, thinking everyone's out to get him and killing anyone he perceives as a potential threat.

If men are good, you don't need government; if men are evil or ambivalent, you don't dare have one.

Uncle Sam does this in the name of

Safe, Safety, and the pursuit of Safetiness!

I'm pretty sure it's in the constitution somewhere.....
Ah yes, the 666th amendment!

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LMAO. EXACTLY.

LMAO. EXACTLY.

I wish I could +10 this. :))

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Good point!

=)

why didn't i think of that?

Excellent idea!It works for them. Why not for us? The only disadvantage is we don't have a voice in the media. We have people here and there. but they have entire networks. The people still believe their TV's are the truth.

People are getting smarter though!

I have been speaking to a 16yr. old Obama supporter...he is now understanding more. A friend of mine has been speaking with a older gentleman...he is hungry for truth. When you see someone fed up with the way things are going...spoon feed them. So many are sick of things. Our best weapon is the info! People are starting to see! When they do this much crap this fast, you have to be REAL dumb not to see some of it. Doesn't matter what t.v. says. People open their wallets and there's nothing their. They are treated as criminals wherever they go. Everything they do is monitored...etc. We need to reach the youth the MOST.

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Good!

Excellent. That's what I'm talking about.

How do we get this out to a wider audience beyond the DP?

YouTube is the most incredible, free, powerful promotional tool available to us. We should all utilize it more. After Google, it is the second biggest promotional tool out there.

He's the man.
Cyril's picture

BUMP. (For calling for ideas.)

BUMP.

(For calling for ideas.)

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

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Dear Michael, As for Youtube,

Dear Michael,

As for Youtube, seriously, I think we could ask Julie, if she and the OP are interested in conveying this great post "her way":

http://www.youtube.com/user/TokenLibertarianGirl

Just an idea. I think she could do great with such a text, no?

Cheers,

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius