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Homeless Hippie Hitchhiker Hero With Hatchet Smash Smash Suh-mash!

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Where homeless hippie hitchhikers with hatchets are outlaws, only outlaws will own homeless hippie hitchhikers with hatchets...or something...

Speak softly and carry a hippie?

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Michael/mods Front page this!! We need this! Bump

NO MORE LIES. Ron Paul 2012.


Full length interview gives more insight into this young man. What gives me a thrill each time I watch him is how Kai is so completely un-self-conscious. And his face goes from flat to intimidating to just pain sweet in the blink of an eye.


Hebrews 13:2 Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.

And of course it's not news unless Steven Colbert has something to say about it.

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.



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"Speak softly and carry a hippie"

Best advice ever.

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
― Dr. Seuss


The shortened version may just be the greatest 12 seconds of video ever.

And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.


I kept looking around the web page for some indication that this was a joke video. Parts of it reminded me of an SNL comedy skit.


It is getting hard to believe anything from the news. Who knows.

Ultimately the story futhers a conception that mental health issues are rampant and causing people to go on killing sprees; more ammo for the gun ban liars.

Do they stage news events? Yes they do. Was this one staged? I don't know.

Years ago there was a news story about a rastafarian guy who was selling stuff downtown and got into a scuffle with the police. Well, the rasta guy was a police officer. There was no doubt. The rasta guy not only looked identical, but also had the same tattoos. It was the police officer, for whatever reason acting out a scene to be made into news. It really made me wonder what the pupose of creating such a seemingly meaningless news story. Maybe it was just practice? Practice acting in public? The only negative alterior motive I could imagine from the content was to build civil unrest and contept for the police, because in the news "story" the rasta guy was hassled and abused by the cops. There is zero doubt in my mind that the man being portrayed as a rastafarian on the street was in fact a police officer acting. To what extent is this being done?

Maybe we should also ban work

Maybe we should also ban work trucks because then no one could wedge people into them with their cars if they didn't exist! Now I'm really thinking like a politician.

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Mind you,the homeless hippie was the RESCUER, the good guy,here.

So, naturally, the government *should* MASS-produce homeless hippie hitchhikers - rescue teams equipped with hatchets to spread the goodness. Our next DHS project. . . with perhaps $ 1Bill budget "for our security".

LMAOOOO SEE!!??!?? we need to

LMAOOOO SEE!!??!?? we need to ban automatic cars and hatchets now ... safer america FCKKK YWAH

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nice find


See, this is PROOF

We need to ban all hatchets and cars, cause they kill or harm people. Hitchhikers need to register in every county they enter, and OSHA needs to develop ways to better protect utility workers. And as far as innocent bystanders are concerned, they should be fined for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. See, problem solved.

Thanks Smudge, I enjoyed this vid.

Antidepressants You Think?

I am curious as to whether the guy was on them or not.


Withdrawal can be even more dangerous and deacly


Free includes debt-free!

I'm getting a hatchet


Ban Assault Hatchets! Evil I

Ban Assault Hatchets! Evil I tell you, just evil!

There is no Left or Right -- there is only freedom or tyranny. Everything else is an illusion, an obfuscation to keep you confused and silent as the world burns around you." - Philip Brennan

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Very weird

This clip would make an awesome Autotune the News! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw&feature=share&lis...

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign: that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~J. Swift