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Breastfeeding in public

Breastfeeding in public

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started
To breastfeed her baby.

The baby wouldn't take it, so she said,
"Come on,
Eat it all up or ... I'll have
To give it to this nice man here."
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding,
So she said,
"Come on, honey.
Take it or I'll give it to this nice
Man here."
A few minutes later, the anxious man
Blurted out,
"Come on, kid.
Make up your mind!
I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"



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I don't always drink milk, but when I do, I prefer Dos-Boobies, stay thirsty my friend!

I wouldnt mind breastfeeding

I wouldnt mind breastfeeding in public.

One breastmilk joke deserves another.

I mean, these things really ought to be in pairs, right? ;)
A friend emailed me this the other day:
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.

2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3) It is always the right temperature.

4) It is inexpensive.

5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before
the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the
ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.

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On a more serious note...

Mothers Have Right To Expose Milk-Engorged Breasts In Public:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxZBVQH5mjM

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Nice Vid Chris..

Got milk?