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Northern Conservative Baptist, Great Lakes Region, Council of 1912

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2005/sep/29/comedy.religion



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I heard one from my uncle who

I heard one from my uncle who happens to be a missionary.
Don't remember the exact wording but it was something along the lines of a catholic priest talking to a protestant priest. The punch line was at the end when catholic bishop joked that he could drink alcohol which the protestant retorted he could have sex.
( I could probably go back to my alma mater and find ten people that knew it because they lived that debate every day!)

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