Damn money-hoarding consumers.
Don't feed the pandas. Ever.
I worked reely hard too get it.
But y'all already knew that.
to send the government all their money...
Don't remind me.
D-Day is only a week away.
United States of America Dollars printed with toxic ink. List of ingredients:
This toxic ink is printed on paper & linen notes. Please wash hands after use.
Jerry Nelson, Public Relations & Historian @ Chicago Fed Reserve reports they pay "toxic waste" disposal fees when depositing their worthless, old notes in their discard pile.
Dec 9, 2010 – Abolish the Federal Reserve System, return to gold and silver for money and inflation will end. .... Dollar Ink Toxic Waste, List of Ingredients.
Oct 2, 2010 – The Federal Reserve Board on Friday announced a delay in the issue date of the redesigned $100 ... Dollar Ink Toxic Waste, List of Ingredients.
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
Or would that corrupt the water table?
We can always melt it down into bullets and fire them at Iraqis like we do with the extra spent Uranium we have...
We all share this eternally evolving present moment- The past and future only exist as inconsequential mental fabrications.
... say... a stimulant powder that comes into contact with honest abe?
Serious question here
meth is worse than coke as it's so much more corrosive... but the ink can be picked up with either... (older bills bleed less ink as it's already been absorbed by all of the people who've handled 'em)
At their inceptions, the #Liberty, #OccupyWallStreet and #TeaParty movements all had the same basic goal... What happened?
(the ones who didn't see it comin' are gonna miss their 'lovin'.)
"If you want something you've never had before, you have to do something you've never done before." Debra Medina
Of course in 1971, Nixston severed the last link to gold and our money was burned...
Even so, I did enjoy this skit..
Thanks for posting
How many will think that this one is legit?
The REAL government can't tell the truth that much!
"It's true because I just told you it's true."
Hilarious! This is yesterday's, already, not tomorrow's funnies. Probably exactly like it'll go down, too.
Federal Reserve notes must indeed be discarded as toxic waste. To discard cash requires the Fed to dump as toxic waste.
"This theatre will remain open until last call."
The Fed cares so much, it recalls its own toxic waste while singing
It wont be funny anymore...
"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.
"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius
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