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Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US Dollars

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Guess they read that fed report...

Damn money-hoarding consumers.

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

What does John Williams think

?

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

mail in

Puke bags.

They're not getting my dollar.

I worked reely hard too get it.

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

FRNs <> dollars

But y'all already knew that.

Normally people have to wait until April 15...

to send the government all their money...
...

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

Please

Don't remind me.
D-Day is only a week away.

Funny thing about the truth. It is funny. How funny is sickness?

United States of America Dollars printed with toxic ink. List of ingredients:

  • Lead - removed in 1969, lead too toxic.
  • Mercury as Thalidomide (50% mercury; also used in vaccines)
  • Cadmium
  • Arsenic
  • Cyanide
  • Titanium Dioxide
  • Formaldehyde
  • Lithium
  • Zinc

This toxic ink is printed on paper & linen notes. Please wash hands after use.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul

Couldn't we just dump all the money in a giant hole somewhere?

Or would that corrupt the water table?

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

We can always melt it down

We can always melt it down into bullets and fire them at Iraqis like we do with the extra spent Uranium we have...

We all share this eternally evolving present moment- The past and future only exist as inconsequential mental fabrications.

can toxic ink be transferred to

... say... a stimulant powder that comes into contact with honest abe?

Serious question here

absolutely!

meth is worse than coke as it's so much more corrosive... but the ink can be picked up with either... (older bills bleed less ink as it's already been absorbed by all of the people who've handled 'em)

At their inceptions, the #Liberty, #OccupyWallStreet and #TeaParty movements all had the same basic goal... What happened?

Some are gonna miss their lovin' —

(the ones who didn't see it comin' are gonna miss their 'lovin'.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypyiAT1RelU

"If you want something you've never had before, you have to do something you've never done before." Debra Medina

Don't laugh!! One day they may do something like this...

Of course in 1971, Nixston severed the last link to gold and our money was burned...

Even so, I did enjoy this skit..

Thanks for posting

Thanks!

I laughed!!

Gotta love The Onion

How many will think that this one is legit?

Could Never Happen

The REAL government can't tell the truth that much!

skippy

But he said

"It's true because I just told you it's true."

Chit!

Hilarious! This is yesterday's, already, not tomorrow's funnies. Probably exactly like it'll go down, too.

"If you want something you've never had before, you have to do something you've never done before." Debra Medina

This theatre will remain open until last call.

Federal Reserve notes must indeed be discarded as toxic waste. To discard cash requires the Fed to dump as toxic waste.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul

LOL —

"This theatre will remain open until last call."

The Fed cares so much, it recalls its own toxic waste while singing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2ijL2tljdI

"If you want something you've never had before, you have to do something you've never done before." Debra Medina

SOON

It wont be funny anymore...

Ez

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Heard.

Heard.

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius