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"The Land of the Fleeced and the Home of our Early Grave"


"It’s been a long drawn out American nightmare.
What a rude awakening it will be for all the stubborn ostriches. Their heads were buried while their butts were set afire. Can you imagine what it would be like to learn of all the horror at once when their minds are finally forced open?

"What? You wanna take my 38 revolver? What? I have to buy ObamaHealthCare or be fined? What? Is that a drone with a missile attached flying right over my house? The incredulous question “what” continues to reverberate each day. You are going to do WHAT????

You’re going to charge me for my formerly free well water?
I can’t plant my own food garden?
I have to move off my family farm because the government needs it for saving the purple spotted hedgehog? I have to shoot my herd of cattle because their hair is not the right color?
I have to let the TSA shove a scummy gloved hand up my _____ , because I’m going to visit my grandma 10 miles down the road?
I have to take a weaponized vaccine to get a cast on my broken arm or my blood pressure pills?
I can never see my mother again because some rogue judge assigned a ‘professional guardian’ to steal her estate?
I’m going to jail because of this bucket I had under my rain spout?

What? Bankers who have stolen mega trillions from the USA, and not a one of them have been jailed?

CPS took my daughter from the school yard never to be seen again, because her shoes were scuffed (and the pedophiles will pay huge bucks)?
I’m not allowed to have my vitamins or organic milk because the FDA said they are bad for me?
You’re going to shut off my electric service if I don’t let you put a microwaving dangerous Smart Meter on my home’s electric panel, even though it will destroy my health?
Hey! What’s that airplane spewing out right over my head? I can’t breathe suddenly.
You’re going to take my car and make me ride a bicycle instead?
This corn-on-the-cob I love is full of pesticide genes and foreign DNA?
The wild horses out west went extinct? How did that happen?
My son went to a therapist who gave him a pill, and now he wants to kill his classmates!
Wait a damn minute! You are evicting me from my house? But, I paid it off 4 years ago!!

Are you saying that because I turned 70 ½ a month ago, I can’t have needed heart surgery now? Bill Gates who gave us computers and became a multi-billionaire, now wants to help de-populate us? You mean I can’t take my IRA/401K and get the hell out of here?

These items named merely scratch the surface of the current and future tragedies that will be the new stories of our lives."

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right, not at all funny and not future but present. =(

Thanks for the link, lots of good reading. I will pass it on.

Not the future

and not funny, but very well done.

Love or fear? Choose again with every breath.