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Accused Gunman Christopher Dorner Issues Statement… “It’s Not Me!”

I ran across this article from the Palookaville Post and don't know how
reliable it is, but it was interesting, given the current state of affairs.

(PP)- Christopher Dorner, the former LAPD officer who is accused of murdering three people and threatening to continue his vengeful killings, has issued a statement that claims he has no connection to the Southern California murders, and he is falsely accused.

The statement was received by a local news organization via fax from a Cabo San Lucas hotel early Saturday.

“It’s not me!,” Dorner says in the statement. “I have been out of town on vacation and just heard the news that I am blamed for killings I did not and never would commit. This “manifesto” the police are using against me is just a few ideas for a screenplay I am working on with my former colleague Mark Fuhrman. Tell my mom I’m OK. Once again… the cops have it all wrong…. I will soon be in touch.”


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This is some garbage website...I mean "Ace Cub Reporter Jimmy Olsentwins"?

Google search engines are getting really desperate crawling crap websites.

Immoral funding of Military Industrial Complex by Federal Reserve and US taxation system must stop!!!! End illegal/unconstitutional wars! Preserve US currency!

This website seems to be a more believable site then the Onion

This website seems to be a more believable comedy site then the Onion

Read their other news articles

seems this fake news is spreading like wildfire though.

Tools of war are not always obvious. The worst weapon is an idea planted in the mind of man. Prejudices can kill, suspicion can destroy, and a thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has an everlasting fallout all of its own.

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"I will soon be in touch."

Er... Are you SURE you want to?

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.


"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

LOL Mark Fuhrman


mark fuhrman

wasn't he a notoriously racist cop?

looks like a gag article.

just looked up Fuhrman


This is hilarious. What if he can prove he was in the Bahamas?

The cops and feds will look like complete idiots.

They shoot at cars that don't match, not even the color matched... so is it really that hard to believe that they have accused a man that was out of town or even out of the country at the time of the chaos?

I say the cops and the feds don't have the first clue as to where to find Dorner or who is actually behind it all.

Think about how many copycat killers could be playing into this. One would be enough to have these idiot cops chasing their own tails in circles trying to bite at their own butts.


And if they kill him,

which they probably will, we'll never know the truth.

Read his manifesto

the guy has no integrity or self-control.

Really now! ... Whose manifesto?

Several writing styles in one supposed rambling book!?

No evidence has been presented of anyone actually writing the rant. No evidence has come forth as to who can be proved to have pulled any triggers on anyone as yet.

At this point any just and honest jury would find 'not guilty'.

Therefore it is far too soon to assume anything based on the media! In police work they are seldom close, let alone precise!

Oh but then, I must have forgotten for a fleeting moment. I am sorry...

... That is precisely why the people returned nearly every incumbent to their wallowing in the mire of D.C.

Which one

Which manifesto....it seems to be a living document.....