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All you ex-Navy guys will get a kick out of this one - Two Navy Chiefs

All you ex-Navy guys will get a kick out of this one.

Two Navy Chiefs

Two Navy Chiefs are getting shit-faced at the Horse & Cow Club when suddenly one of 'em throws up all over himself. "Damn, now my wife will kill me!"

The other Chief says, "Don't worry. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you $20.00 dollars to have it dry cleaned."

So, they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.

Eventually they stumble out and go home and this Chief's wife starts to chew his ass out.

"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, the Chief says, "Now way a mint, I can splain everthin. Ish snot wha zhew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thish damn Marine got sick on me. He had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said hes was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!”

His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But, this is forty bucks.”

Oh, yeah I almos' fergot, he shhh,it in my pants too.

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deacon's picture

heh heh heh

that was funny,and timely
thank you

Leave an indelible mark on all of those that you meet.
OH... have fun day :)

Crusty Ret. Chief here....

Chiefs never s#it their pants, it was more likely he wiped his @ss with the Marine....:)

Made my wife laugh, cause I can speak drunk real well when I told her this.

Thanks for the laugh.

Glad you liked it Chief!


Cyril's picture

LOL. Gross... Wit

LOL. Gross... Wit

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.


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