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Idaho locks down school over student with a shovel.

http://www.idahostatesman.com/2013/02/14/2452018/meridian-po...

They thought it was an axe.

No, this is not the Onion. This is the actual Boise Idaho newspaper.




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Assault Shovel

You know, The Onion is going to go out of business

You know, The Onion is going to go out of business as reality is becoming much more ludicrous than they could ever be.

Resist the temptation to feed the trolls.

State school morons--

they are the same everywhere.

hahaa

"Military shovel"

deacon's picture

in the land of NOD

where shovels look like axes
and push brooms look as deadly as thors hammer
we have cowards showing others how to be afraid
deacon

setting your expectations to high,can cause depression

This puts a crimp

In Barry's shovel ready jobs agenda.

On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron.

Michael Nystrom's picture

This country is on edge. It's like a powder keg

Getting ready to blow. Or something.

All art is only done by the individual. The individual is all you ever have, and all schools only serve to classify their members as failures. E.H.