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Putin's quick actions this morning saved thousands of people

Reports coming out of Russia this morning tell a story of Putin waking up from a dead sleep since he sensed something was wrong. Shirtless, he jumped into a MIG 29 and rushed to the area of the Ural Mountains where he intercepted an alien rock hurling toward earth and blew it to smithereens with a RT-25 missile saving thousands of people....pictures from the state news agency coming soon!

Russian State Media releases this footage of the heroic feat by Putin.....


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What a huro

They need to make a movie about it. Put it up on all the TV watching humans in the worlds faces. They will all sit in amen corner just a bunch of nodden yahoos.



LOL #eyeroll.

Putin sounds a lot like the Russian version of Chuck Norris!

Putin vs. Obma in Pics, funny

Putin vs. Obma in Pics, funny stuff

Macho Man vs. Sissy-Boy (http://www.tomatobubble.com/putin_obama.html)

"Great Men Do Not Seek Power, They Have Great Power Thrust Upon Them"





For Freedom!
The World is my country, all mankind is my brethren, to do good is my religion.


I thought it was Obama that saved the Russians!



You can't get clean in a dirty bathtub.

First images coming in



For Freedom!
The World is my country, all mankind is my brethren, to do good is my religion.

Nonsense !

When America's space shuttle disintegrated upon re-entree into earths atmosphere, several years ago, it was estimated to be traveling at 17,000 miles per hour.

Nothing launched from planet earth could match that speed, especially if the estimated track of the object {s} is/was unknown before entry into the earths atmosphere.


The Tooth Fairy is in stable condition. Prognosis good.

Which object struck her is under investigation.

During her recovery phase, Mr Putin will be putting silver rubles under children's pillows.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul

The Humble One

Putin is even denying this ever happened, he is so shy, what a silly goose.

You just got PAULED!

Yeah, Putin's good for his country, while Pharaoh Barack would

Yeah, Putin is a strong man, good for his country, whereas Pharaoh Barack would probably roll around his bed and grumble something like,

"Uhh Aster-what? I'm tired... make BP clean it up. They'll clean it up. Uhh, make Samantha Power stare at it. She makes clocks stop tickin' when she stares at em. Leave me alone now. ZZZZZZZ."

"Cowards & idiots can come along for the ride but they gotta sit in the back seat!"

Nah Barry would have woke up a week before with a

Announcement to turn in all guns, move to fema camps and ordered armed drones over every home for security and protection. I can go on and on. Could make a Mini TV series but that six foot tall big screen sits in the basement with a quarter inch of dust. No liar boxes allowed. Never again.


Or, never letting a crisis go to waste,

try to figure out what Executive Order he could put in place to further control the masses.

The law cannot make a wicked person virtuous…God’s grace alone can accomplish such a thing.
Ron Paul - The Revolution

Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms. Ron Paul

It had to be

shirtless. LOL

It's like superhero Kim Jung Il, but always shirtless.

Defend Liberty!

That was funny

kinda like a cherry to dex's top post.