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One of the funniest Onion Articles I've seen in a long time!

This is related to absolutely nothing on the Daily Paul but has me on the floor in stitches. I just wanted to share something hilarious with my friends on the DP.....

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bus-transporting-carnival-c...

Now back to conspiracy, arguing, debateing, networking, fighting for freedom and awareness.....



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And 24 hour news coverage as well?

That was ridiculous...to have a live feed all night...

I just recovered from laughing. Tears streaming down my face

Sorry IMissLiberty, but that was an hilarious Onion Clip.

It had me looking up what really happened to that boat.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/feb/15/carnival-triumph...

Not Funny

Having had several experiences with sewage: bubbling up into my bathtub, over the edge and into my hallway and closet, when I lived on the bottom floor of a four-story condo, and the time at another house, that the city was jet-washing the line, encountered a clog, and blasted through it sending sewage into my tub, toilet, kitchen and bath sinks, washing machine, and all of them, but the kitchen sink, overflowed the edge onto the floor...

Not remotely funny.

Sewage tanks are usually built below ground level for a reason. Gravity better be on your side (that's how I knew to blame the city; it wouldn't normally flow uphill).

What do you think? http://consequeries.com/

Michael Nystrom's picture

I just read the headline and looked at the picture

and it cracked me up LOL in public. Back to the story. I can tell it is going to be a good one. Thanks Dex!

The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. - Alan Watts
Michael Nystrom's picture

That was great. Too bad it was so short

Carnival had issued an apology to all passengers affected by the accident and offered them 100 Loyalty Club points redeemable on any future cruise.

I've actually been on a Carnival cruse before, and it wasn't bad. The worst part about it was that I thought we were going to the Caribbean (St. John), and found out at the checkin counter that we were actually going up to Canada (St. John). I had to reorient my whole worldview in a matter of about 30 seconds.

There was no way to reorient the wardrobe I had packed, however.

The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. - Alan Watts

Ha

That's had to be a WTF moment! I just can't picture you in Bermudas approaching the St Lawrence Seaway...hahah

But the awesome part is you took it in stride.

For Freedom!
The World is my country, all mankind is my brethren, to do good is my religion.

LOL!

Why ya' got Bermuda shorts on? We're explorin' glaciers, eh?
For our 25th anniversary, we planned a dream dive trip to Kona, I found the hotel I wanted then booked it through some discount place - priceline or something. It was about 2 weeks before the trip before I realized I had booked myself into a CHAIN of hotels, and the one I picked was on Oahu.
We still had the time of our lives, but there was some quick shuffling of 2 years worth of travel planning...

Love or fear? Choose again with every breath.

That was funny.

Did you see this one while you were on the site?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-ecofriendly-cigarettes-...

These cigs could be the ultimate "prepper" trade item. Save on the bullets. JK.

The best part of the Article is they were

Offered 100 loyalty points for the inconvenience .....LMaO

For Freedom!
The World is my country, all mankind is my brethren, to do good is my religion.

ytc's picture

The best part of YOUR comment is:

"Now back to conspiracy, arguing, debateing, networking, fighting for freedom and awareness....."

. . . mmm, let me see. where was I? Oh, yes, I was in the middle of vanquishing the evil cheating BenGinsberg, the Vote-riggin-tsar anointed by King Obama. yup yup. . .

Lol

It's so true

For Freedom!
The World is my country, all mankind is my brethren, to do good is my religion.