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I just got bit by a dog!

...while delivering a pizza to a guy!

His old lady pooch ran out the door, tried to bite my right foot; the.customer yelled at her...she ran around behind me and snapped at my left.calf....what the???

He told me she's never done that before, handed me.$30 on a delivery that cost $26.51 ... He said "keep it"....whatever...need to put that dog down, dude!!!



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sue sue sue!

for one milllllion dollars (cue dr.evil's finger) this is amuricaaa bro!

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like someone else

like someone else said...report it to your boss, and have them contact the owner to make sure the dog is healthy and isn't rabid or anything.

- Brennan

$3.49 tip!!!!!

That's bulls**t!

"Dog Bites Man

that's not news, Man Bites Dog, That's News" - John Bogart

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"Man Bites Dog"?

"Man Bites Dog"?

Help yourself:



"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.


"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

Make sure you report this to

your boss asap. He/she has a procedure to follow for work related injuries, but there is a time limit.

That dog

That dog better lawyer up.

Keep some dog treats on you.

Keep some dog treats on you.

If Fido is in a biting frame

If Fido is in a biting frame of mind, he will not be the least bit interested in treats.

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It's Been My Experience

after much time spent in animal rescue and training including horses, cats, dogs, and some wildlife, that most dogs and horses at least reflect the behavior of their owners/trainers. If the owners are generally rude, inconsiderate insensitive jerks that have emotional problems or total lack of manners, the animals in their care are pretty much the same. Contrary to human belief animals can be taught to behave in a cordial fashion and if they bite, bark, attack and generally act like assholes it's because they are a reflection of how they have been taught and treated. Some people intentionally teach their dogs to be aggressive as a compensation for THEIR shortcomings if you get my drift. That is why many pitbulls get put down. And the WORST dogs are the small ones!


What he said.

I have never raised my voice to my dogs, or acted aggressively toward them in any way. They are cream puffs. (And small.)

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do any of these runny nose snot-breath kids even know who you are?

HEY MAN I am the one-time R3VOLUTION Marshal more lately known as Chowhound Security Services and I'm one of the Oyate, Aaron Russo's last National Director of Technology, other titles & etc. and I really would like the pleasure of shaking your hand one day brother. It would honor me greatly.

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

That bites

I think that leg is going to have to come off.

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Oh for the love of....

you got WARNED by a dog.

If my dog bit your arm it would be broken in many places and you would be in surgery with a very long course of physical rehab to follow.

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.



Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.


from your post, I'd say you are using an Iphone =P

Did the guy at least apologize?

“When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic.” – Dresden James

My Chihuahua would,eat you

My Chihuahua would,eat you for lunch if you didn't give him some pepperoni;)

Ron Paul 2016

Judging from the pic

it must've been a pitbull. LOL sorry man couldn't resist.

I think you're mostly getting flak from your statements of putting the dog down, specially considering that "bite", which judging solely from the picture, looks like a bruise from a bite that DIDN'T break skin. Regardless of that, whether minor or not, it's still an injury, and it's up to you to document it if you feel you want to take this any further legally.

People are jumping all over you, but if you would have kicked that dog in order to defend yourself, people would probably be crucifying you as well for kicking a small defenseless doggie. It is what it is.

Wash it good with hot soapy

Wash it good with hot soapy water. Put some raw honey on it and slap a bandage over it. The honey will prevent any possible infection. Dogs will be dogs, even in a politically correct world.

My dogs will not be dogs.

My dogs will not be dogs. For the first year that I had them, I carried treats everywhere. When we met people, I would ask the people to give my dogs some treats. They think humans are the best people in the world.

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Ron Paul is right

$26.51 for a pizza! Ron Paul is right again, the dollar is loosing value.

Show the pizza store manager

your injury and fill out the work injury report. Make sure you note the date, time, and address of the attack. You should go to whomever our employer shows as their workers comp emergency service immediately. Whenever a dog bite breaks the surface there is a risk of infection. You should not be out of pocket for any of this as your employer and the homeowners' insurance need to cover any expenses. These guys commenting below are razing you. Dog bites are serious.

For future reference...

Strong mint breath spray repels dogs. Won't hurt them in the least, but the effect is like pepper mace.

I haven't seem that stuff in years

I'll look for it and carry it in my car. Can't hurt to try if I had to, and I hoe I don't.

Delivering pizza

If you own the store, then you know you need pictures, a police report, to have insurance cover you at the clinic, where you should have it checked.

If you work for an employer, did you inform the manager?

If you didn, and the manager did nothing, then you need to tell the manager you want to file a case and have it looked at, unless you have insurance.. but you should get a tetnis shot, especially if you think it's time for the dog to go down.

I don't "feel" she is telling the truth about the dog.

Least you can do is put her on the DO NOT DELIVER list, adn when she calles, tell her why (DOG BITES)

You got pinched

Man Up, You'll Live.


Civil damages would be in order if you require medical attention. At minimum, you should probably have a doctor look at that.

The animal should have been

The animal should have been restrained before the door was opened, regardless of prior behavior. Caretaker is at fault, not the animal.

Good Luck. I hope you live.

Good Luck. I hope you live. Looks like it must've been a ferocious dog to do that much damage. lol