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Nobel Committee Asks Obama “Nicely” To Return Peace Prize

By NORM DE PLEUME

Thorbjorn Jagland, chairman of the Nobel Peace Prize Committee, said today that President Obama “really ought to consider” returning his Nobel Peace Prize Medal immediately, including the “really nice” case it came in.

Jagland, flanked by the other four members of the Committee, said they’d never before asked for the return of a Peace Prize, “even from a damnable war-criminal like Kissinger,” but that the 10% drawdown in US troops in Afghanistan the President announced last week capped a period of “non-Peace-Prize-winner-type behavior” in 2011. “Guantanamo’s still open. There's bombing Libya. There's blowing bin Laden away rather than putting him on trial. Now a few US troops go home, but the US will be occupying Afghanistan until 2014 and beyond. Don’t even get me started on Yemen!”

The Committee awarded Obama the coveted prize in 2009 after he made a series of speeches in the first months of his presidency, which convinced the Peace Prize Committee that he was: “creating a new climate of...multilateral diplomacy...an emphasis on the role of the United Nations...of dialogue and negotiations as instruments for resolving international conflicts...and a vision of world free of nuclear arms.”

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Wasn't this on The Onion a few months ago?

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Uhhh are you guys really that gullible?

You do know this is a satire piece right? That means it is fake. Seriously I see way too often people posting fake news like this on here and believing it. Really makes me understand how so many people on here are also conspiracy types.

You have it 100% wrong

It is the "conspiracy types" who question what they see. It is the low-IQ "believers" in supernatural invisible beings and MSM-watching dullards who concern me.

If that were true...

...they wouldn't be posting outrageous stories like this one, since they would have questioned the information they were receiving. No, in reality most (not all), conspiracy theorists choose to believe in their own "supernatural invisible" things without evidence or with unsubstantiated evidence, then claim it as fact and call anyone who disagrees with them or asks for substantiated proof as part of the conspiracy, or ignorant, or part of the Illuminati. It is quite scary...of course MSM watchers are just as scary also...maybe even more so actually.

Oh,

really! Where do those with a high-IQ who believe in supernatural invisible beings, yet don't watch MSM...AND are into conspiracies fit? Are you concerned with those 'types'? Everybody's different...

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yes they are. its sad

yes they are.

its sad

Dude

Same here. I've been seeing wacko type of conspiracies showing up recently. People have been citing random blogs and websites as empirical evidence as of late. It's saddening really.

"you're a funny dude, but who gives a fuck about that? I don't care about someone's wit, I care about the courage of their heart and the honesty of their mind."

Bin Laden, dorner, and you're next.

drones are on the chopping block, you're guns are in question, and nobody will ever find the bodies. Particular conglomerations are usurping local nations soon in land use and planning procedure. The next event will collateralize the rest of rural lands to appease chinese interests in our dollar and then smart tech will usher the people into cities to be new workers in a new sustainable world.

-learned helplessness

A true flower can not blossom without sunlight and a true man can not live without love.

Just rename the prize:

Un-Noble War Prize

Spoof

It's not real, the article is showing up in the satire section of Drudge.

"Endless money forms the sinews of war." - Cicero, www.freedomshift.blogspot.com

they should award it to a drone

next. or a nuke.

Is this for real

This makes the nobel prize even more of a joke than it was before. Awarded by a bunch of drunks. Really?

No

it is not for real, it is satire.

Yeah right!!!!

about 5 years too late! Twats!!!!

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He

thinks like a King. Kings don't like to be challenged.

Peace prize Committee was tricked.

No They Weren't

No 'trick' was played.

They simply used the 'peace prize' to advance the palatable face of globalist-collectivism, which happens regularly.

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WTH is going on???

Between this, the pope resigning, and this:
http://www.dailypaul.com/274897/lawless-america-organizing-n...

this:
http://www.dailypaul.com/274892/obamas-supreme-court-decisio...

this:
http://www.dailypaul.com/274899/historic-case-to-challenge-b...

and a possible smoking gun here:
http://www.dailypaul.com/274919/proof-hoax-actors-used-in-ne...

I find myself asking if I'm dreaming and if I'm going to wake up soon. I really hope these aren't just another long string of letdowns.

Never mind, after clicking on the link, I just realized it was a cruel joke. That's effed up to play with one's emotions like that.

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Is Paul Krugman's Economics Prize out there?

Probably a fake.

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No, the Prize is real,

but Krugman's a fake.

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Nobel Peace Prize is an Actual Nobel Prize.

It is funded out of Alfred Nobel's estate. Most notably dynamite sales.

The Swedish Central Bank prize for Economics is loosely associated with Nobel pomp & coinsurance; however the Swedish prize is funded by their central bank. The funds go to create Swedish National Debt.
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Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel

In 1968, Sveriges Riksbank (Sweden's central bank) established the Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel, founder of the Nobel Prize. The Prize is based on a donation received by the Foundation in 1968 from Sveriges Riksbank on the occasion of the Bank's 300th anniversary.

The Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel is awarded by the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences, Stockholm, Sweden, according to the same principles as for the Nobel Prizes that have been awarded since 1901.

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It is funded out of Alfred Nobel's estate. Most notably dynamite

"It is funded out of Alfred Nobel's estate. Most notably dynamite sales."

LOL

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LMAO :))

LMAO :))

I knew Mr. Mark Twain would end up sharing his knowledgeable wit here. :)

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Wait. Per your post's title I wasn't expecting this type of link

Wait. Per your post's title, I wasn't expecting this type of link...

Now, seriously:

what's the actual link... to The Onion's original article?

(Can't be serious, right?)

Thanks.

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Over on the right side of the banner: "Satire with teeth"

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