Device Renders Television Sets Completely Inoperable, IrreparableSubmitted by Anti-Panda Prop... on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 04:10
I've been working on this device for a while - it's still in prototype phase but I've worked out enough of the bugs that I feel confident presenting it.
It's basically just a small device that fits in your pocket and can disable any television within arms length. It is made from stainless steel and works for both righties and lefties alike.
Shipping is guaranteed, satisfaction is free and it comes in your choice of colors! Can you believe this amazing value!
As always we cannot be responsible for conversations or bonding that may occur after total television device failure.
User discretion advised.