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The Battered Wife Syndrome Streak In The Liberty Movement Chapter VI

(continued from the continuing saga The Battered Wife Syndrome Streak In The Liberty Movement Chapter V)

And at that moment, his heroic and sveltely tanned body, straining against the withstraining restraints, he realised in a paroxicism of parochial realization that it's IN ME! It has indeed happened IN ME. The spirit of liberty is literally IN ME NOW AND I CAN FEEL IT!

And suddenly all those cold, lonely years of standing like a statue, solitary, unmoveable, unshaken, stilled and steeled by that one solitary purpose had made his truly the man risen phoenix like from the ashes, purified by fire, hardened like the case steel from which the dross is only removed by the hottest fires of hell....

"We're almost done Mr. Beck, please hold still, we don't want to chafe your rectum, but this is an awesome cleansing Mr. Beck and we hit you with 3 double shots of espresso. You should be good to go".

Thanks Maurice.

And as such, a remade man, Glen Beck strode past the producers, buttoning and zipping his pants with debonair and flourish, past the awe-struck production assistants and with a newly refreshed and worthy air,

prepared

to ride

the airwaves

like a pony.

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here's an expert on...

Please excuse the mess

me and Bill3 are doing a "collaborative novel", a literary experiment at least 40 years old but new to DP and the idea is....

WE'RE PISSING ON GLENN BECK'S SHOES IN A WHOLE NEW WAY AND WE HOPE HIS PRODUCERS ARE WATCHING.

So far we're up to installment VII. Tune in continuously to hear Glenn say "Hort Hart, varshme pfert?"

There is nothing strange about having a bar of soap in your right pocket, it's just what's happening.

Varshme pfert?

ASABLIEF!

There is nothing strange about having a bar of soap in your right pocket, it's just what's happening.