The Battered Wife Syndrome Streak In The Liberty Movement Chapter VISubmitted by Smudge Pot on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 00:06
(continued from the continuing saga The Battered Wife Syndrome Streak In The Liberty Movement Chapter V)
And at that moment, his heroic and sveltely tanned body, straining against the withstraining restraints, he realised in a paroxicism of parochial realization that it's IN ME! It has indeed happened IN ME. The spirit of liberty is literally IN ME NOW AND I CAN FEEL IT!
And suddenly all those cold, lonely years of standing like a statue, solitary, unmoveable, unshaken, stilled and steeled by that one solitary purpose had made his truly the man risen phoenix like from the ashes, purified by fire, hardened like the case steel from which the dross is only removed by the hottest fires of hell....
"We're almost done Mr. Beck, please hold still, we don't want to chafe your rectum, but this is an awesome cleansing Mr. Beck and we hit you with 3 double shots of espresso. You should be good to go".
And as such, a remade man, Glen Beck strode past the producers, buttoning and zipping his pants with debonair and flourish, past the awe-struck production assistants and with a newly refreshed and worthy air,
like a pony.