The News Was A Rerun So I Shut The TV OffSubmitted by Chris Stop'nfriski on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 23:24
I turned on the TV news,
Just to check the weather.
They were saying how everything
is worse, but getting better.
More of the same, no one to blame,
Home team wins homecoming game,
Skies will be clear on New Year's Eve,
I saw but I still don't believe,
Tonight's news was a rerun!
The stories they told were two months old
forgotten before they'd even begun,
A fiscal cliff is looming and
That North Korea's got the bomb
And bombs are booming in Pakistan
Mayan Apocalypse a cause of Rand?