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Fiscal Cliff... Sequestration... Whammy Kablammy?

First there was the Fiscal Cliff. Then there was the Sequestration. Coming soon: ???

The next big economic hullabaloo needs a name!

We in the liberty movement are leaders of men. Just give us a chance and we'll take it! Now is our time and our time is now!

The country needs us. Fiscal Cliff part III will be coming up soon and it's going to need a flashy new name. Something daring. Something smart. Something technical-sounding that won't alienate the average schmo.

I say it's time to lead this horse to water and head it off at the pass! America needs us and it needs us NOW! We've got two months if we're lucky - sixty days at most!

Give me something to work with here people! What do we call the next 'sequestration'? Should it include the word 'imminent'? Doom? Disaster? Put your thinking cap on now if you haven't already sold it on ebay for rent money.

This is our time to shine, boys. Time to shine like that, that shiny thing, you know the one! Regardless, the country needs you, and you need it, so you're both dead unless we can come up with something snappy, and quick!

Make me proud. I know you can do it.




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ConstitutionHugger's picture

Government's Last Gasp

Let the beast die. It's run out of blood to suck.

or how 'bout:
Economic Day of Reckoning

Budgetery brouhaha...

http://www.dailypaul.com/300747/the-government-shutdown-brou...

Thanks Bill3!!!

"Home is where it's hardest."
-Tommy

OMG PANDAS!!! LOCK UP THE CHILDREN!!!
-me

Kablewy Tuesday.

Kablewy Tuesday.

ooo...oooo....I got one!!!

How about: Plan 9 from the inner Beltway?

Time to gnarfle the garfand!!!

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BC
Silence isn't always golden....sometimes it's yellow.

"The liberties of a people never were, nor ever will be, secure, when the transactions of their rulers may be concealed from them." - Patrick Henry

immamentize the eschaton.

monetary canary...

"Home is where it's hardest."
-Tommy

OMG PANDAS!!! LOCK UP THE CHILDREN!!!
-me

Shutdown Showdown?

that's a good one.
(edit) googled it - the Inane-Stream Media is already using this one.

"Home is where it's hardest."
-Tommy

OMG PANDAS!!! LOCK UP THE CHILDREN!!!
-me

Economic Rama-Lama-Ding-Dang.

Monetary Tribulation.

"Home is where it's hardest."
-Tommy

OMG PANDAS!!! LOCK UP THE CHILDREN!!!
-me

Economic Avalanche

Frankenconomy

see-saw zero-sum recovery...

extended economic adjustment period...

"Home is where it's hardest."
-Tommy

OMG PANDAS!!! LOCK UP THE CHILDREN!!!
-me

Kit and Kaboodle?

Dollar Doomsday?

"Home is where it's hardest."
-Tommy

OMG PANDAS!!! LOCK UP THE CHILDREN!!!
-me

The coming of the great white handkerchief?

The Jatravartid People of Viltvodle Six firmly believe that the entire universe was sneezed out of the nose of a being called The Great Green Arkleseizure. (very similar to how the Fed was formed initially)
http://hhgproject.org/entries/greatgreenarkleseizure.html

"Home is where it's hardest."
-Tommy

OMG PANDAS!!! LOCK UP THE CHILDREN!!!
-me

robot999's picture

Rocky Bottom

.

"Government is the entertainment division of the military-industrial complex". - Frank Zappa

Imminent doom disaster part 3

Imminent doom disaster part 3 - hell just got colder

The sequestration will

kick puppies.

watershed moment?

2013???

"Home is where it's hardest."
-Tommy

OMG PANDAS!!! LOCK UP THE CHILDREN!!!
-me

Related thread...

The News Was A Rerun So I Shut The TV Off:
http://www.dailypaul.com/275890/the-news-was-a-rerun-so-i-sh...

"Home is where it's hardest."
-Tommy

OMG PANDAS!!! LOCK UP THE CHILDREN!!!
-me