Fiscal Cliff... Sequestration... Whammy Kablammy?Submitted by The Rascible Ch... on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 09:36
First there was the Fiscal Cliff. Then there was the Sequestration. Coming soon: ???
The next big economic hullabaloo needs a name!
We in the liberty movement are leaders of men. Just give us a chance and we'll take it! Now is our time and our time is now!
The country needs us. Fiscal Cliff part III will be coming up soon and it's going to need a flashy new name. Something daring. Something smart. Something technical-sounding that won't alienate the average schmo.
I say it's time to lead this horse to water and head it off at the pass! America needs us and it needs us NOW! We've got two months if we're lucky - sixty days at most!
Give me something to work with here people! What do we call the next 'sequestration'? Should it include the word 'imminent'? Doom? Disaster? Put your thinking cap on now if you haven't already sold it on ebay for rent money.
This is our time to shine, boys. Time to shine like that, that shiny thing, you know the one! Regardless, the country needs you, and you need it, so you're both dead unless we can come up with something snappy, and quick!
Make me proud. I know you can do it.