The Legend of Cranky BernankeSubmitted by Chris Cheesecurdski on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 03:22
Children there's a name you should know,
He liked to turn his crank, he
Was a man named Ben Bernanke,
And he turned his crank where ever he would go.
He sowed trouble everywhere he would go!
The first place that he went was to the bank.
In front of everyone he pulled his crank.
It started spittin' bills,
look at how many vaults it fills, he
is the man we all can thank, he's
the one called Cranky Bernanke!